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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6084 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 883 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
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But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman.
So why settle for a burnt toast life when you can join us and experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft server out there? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back at those boring, burnt toast servers again!