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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2047 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
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