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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9559 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 8417 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 180 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5561 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
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But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman.
So why settle for a burnt toast life when you can join us and experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft server out there? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back at those boring, burnt toast servers again!