SubwayShoulderSlam Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Votes:	9058	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to assert their dominance in the most hilarious ways possible! Are you tired of people not following basic etiquette, like letting passengers exit before boarding the subway train? Well, on our server, you can slam into those rude players with your virtual shoulder and show them who’s boss!

Join us for epic battles of subway etiquette, where you can shoulder your way to victory and leave your opponents cursing and questioning their life choices. Who knows, you might even become a legend for your daring subway maneuvers!

So come on, join our server and show the world that you’re not afraid to throw some virtual elbows in the name of good manners. Who’s side will Reddit be on? Join now and find out!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Towns Built:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Farms Harvested:	663
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magic Items Found:	7021	Villages Defended:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Crops Grown:	5205
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	9524	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	2003	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7710	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	40
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Secret Passages Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	155	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	3344

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragons Tamed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!