SubwayAnnouncementFails | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecrap2024

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	145

New Minecraft Servers

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	3783	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magic Items Found:	8835	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Votes:	971
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
New Chunks Explored:	568733	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	514	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9651	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	151
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Players:	106/200	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2