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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7133 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7751 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtually moving to Kebab or Moab, where the population is a whopping 5k (in Minecraft blocks, that is)! Build your dream suburban home, complete with pixelated neighbors who always borrow your virtual lawnmower.
But watch out, because the local pixelated wildlife is known to be quite… pixelated. From blocky bears to square-shaped squirrels, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter in our pixelated paradise.
So say goodbye to LA traffic and hello to a simpler life in our Minecraft server. Who needs real suburbs when you can have virtual ones filled with endless possibilities and hilarious adventures? Join us today and start your new life in Kebab or Moab… or wherever the heck you want!
