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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2514 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 115 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy players who will stop at nothing to claim victory, even if it means stealing your diamonds while you’re AFK.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.
But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).
So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!
