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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4421 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 9583 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even unicorn poop. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this wacky, wild, and totally INSANE Minecraft adventure!