Have you ever stumbled upon a subreddit dedicated to people dressing up their pet rocks in tiny costumes and hosting fashion shows for them? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From battling zombie llamas to building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of melons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a truly bizarre and hilarious time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Astral Projections Made: 0
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
Void Armor Forged: 19 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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