Have you ever stumbled upon a subreddit dedicated to people dressing up their pet rocks in tiny costumes and hosting fashion shows for them? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From battling zombie llamas to building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of melons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a truly bizarre and hilarious time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ores Mined: 8477 Magic Items Found: 7657
Alien Abductions: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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