Have you ever stumbled upon a subreddit dedicated to people dressing up their pet rocks in tiny costumes and hosting fashion shows for them? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From battling zombie llamas to building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of melons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a truly bizarre and hilarious time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 2923
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 3420 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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