Have you ever stumbled upon a subreddit dedicated to people dressing up their pet rocks in tiny costumes and hosting fashion shows for them? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From battling zombie llamas to building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of melons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a truly bizarre and hilarious time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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