so, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? we got this dude, Marcus Gauntlett, who was like, a sailor on a royal navy nuclear submarine, but then he got caught doin’ some spy stuff! like, how crazy is that? so now he’s on our server, causin’ all sorts of chaos and shenanigans. if you wanna join in on the fun, come on over and see what kind of mischief Marcus is gettin’ into next! trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. so come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy adventure takes us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
Epic Quests Completed: 26 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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