Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. The chicken was wielding a diamond sword and challenging all players to a duel. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs. Imagine dancing to the beat while dodging explosive dance moves – talk about a party to remember!

And if that’s not convincing enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for five minutes. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies like a majestic eagle?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in our crazy world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Battle Standards Raised: 10
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 44

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Drama Faggotry Minecraft Server

    Drama Faggotry Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because on our server, drama is our specialty! This guy sends dramafaggotry after every corpo but phase, keeping things spicy and entertaining for all players. Who is his audience, you ask? Only the most daring and adventurous players who aren’t afraid to stir the pot and shake things up! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, drama llamas welcome only!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • / Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /

    / Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no schizo lolis in sight? Well, look no further than our server! Fallenshadow is the queen bee of this SMP, with multiple husbands to keep her company. Join us for a wild ride filled with ASMR streams, ribbon cages, and Twitch clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for updates from Nise Menhera and Manager Otis, our resident Twitter stars. And if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of our backup Menhera Twitter accounts (RIP). So come on in, refresh yourself on the rules, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to ignore, report, and hide the shitposters – it’s all part of the fun! Join now before you miss out on the madness.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Wifeless Family Minecraft Server

    Wifeless Family Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of hosting unwanted guests in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we don’t allow any uninvited players to crash at your virtual house! No more dealing with crying, night feeding, or night toilet visits from other players’ kids. We promise a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where you can focus on building and exploring without any unwanted distractions. So come join us and say goodbye to hosting headaches!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • FamJamCraft: No Compromise!

    FamJamCraft: No Compromise!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, traffic jams, and broken promises!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a player’s fiance and her Asian tourist parents. They’re fighting over who gets to drive to all the touristy spots and take a million pictures. Will they ever reach a compromise? Will the parents ever get to see all the sights they want? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might witness a showdown between a nervous/anxious driver and a stubborn player who refuses to give up their room for guests. Will they ever make peace and let the family stay over? Or will they end up sleeping on an air mattress for eternity?

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, traffic jams, and family drama that will keep you coming back for more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Farms Harvested: 147 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • IceCreamSMP – FavFlavor?

    IceCreamSMP – FavFlavor?
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a scoop of rainbow sherbet topped with unicorn sprinkles! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret underground ice cream parlors. Who needs vanilla when you can have pistachio creeper surprise or minty zombie delight? So come on down and join us for a flavor-packed adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Crops Grown: 4404
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Dimension Hops: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BlockPartyTimeTravel

    BlockPartyTimeTravel
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about time travel advice again because we’ve got it all covered! Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a time machine of fun and craziness.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that takes you back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth. But don’t worry, we’ve got special armor that turns you into a T-Rex so you can blend in and avoid getting eaten.

    Or how about this: you’re building a castle and accidentally create a time warp that transports you to a medieval kingdom where you have to battle dragons and rescue princesses. But don’t fret, we’ve got enchanted swords and magical potions to help you on your quest.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest time-traveling adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Towns Built: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • WuhanCraft19: Market Mayhem

    WuhanCraft19: Market Mayhem
    So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s, like, the wildest place to be, man!

    First of all, let me tell you a little story. So, like, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But get this, the lair was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Yeah, I know, totally insane, right?

    And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, let me tell you about the epic PvP battles that go down on this server. Players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and battle it out in the skies while dodging fireballs from a dragon with a top hat. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, man!

    Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunts that happen every week? Players have to decipher cryptic clues and navigate through deadly traps to find the hidden loot. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers for a whole week!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Ores Mined: 1647
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Plastic-Free Minecraft Server

    Plastic-Free Minecraft Server
    lol u ever wonder what would happen if microplastics took over the world? well, on this server, we have created a world where microplastics have become the dominant species! join us as we battle against plastic pollution in the most epic way possible – by building and crafting our way to victory! come join the fight and save the planet, one block at a time!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • x6MC Network

    x6MC Network

    | x6MC Network is a destination for fun and simple Minecraft experiences. From seasoned veterans to noobs (of different degrees), our network offers something for everyone with a range of game modes to enjoy! |

    | Gamemodes: – KitPVP: Show off your combat skills in our fast-paced KitPVP arena. Choose from various kits, each with its unique abilities, and battle it out against other players to dominate the leaderboards. – Survival: Experience Minecraft in its purest form with our Survival mode. – UHC (Ultra Hardcore): Ready for a challenge? UHC offers a hardcore survival experience where health does not regenerate naturally. – Events: We host events to keep the community engaged and entertained. From themed challenges to special competitions!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Minecraft Survival Games Event: September 21st – Bring it on, no hugs allowed!

    Minecraft Survival Games Event: September 21st – Bring it on, no hugs allowed!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Date Saturday, September 21, 2024
    Time 4PM CST / 5 PM EST
    Event Survival Games
    Prizes Cash prizes
    Live-streamed Yes, featuring YouTubers and streamers

    FAQ

    Q: What is the Survival Games event?

    A: It is a PvP event where players start in a 750×750 world with nothing and must gather loot from chests to survive and fight against other players.

    Q: Are there cash prizes for the winners?

    A: Yes, the last duo standing will win cash prizes.

    Q: Can I join the event without a team?

    A: You can enter as a solo player, but it is recommended to form a team for better chances of winning.

    Q: Where can I join the Discord server?

    A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

    Q: Are there other events offered besides Survival Games?

    A: Yes, we have other events such as UHC Bingo, Minecraft Trivia, Build Battle competitions, and The Minecraft CUBE.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Excuse-Free Minecraft Server

    Excuse-Free Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Metal Gear Online on steroids! Imagine sneaking around in the world of Minecraft, trying to avoid creepers and zombies while completing top-secret missions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of espionage and sabotage like never before. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind, including a grappling hook that lets you swing through the trees like Tarzan and a jetpack that lets you soar through the sky like Iron Man.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground base where players can team up to take down evil mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the Thunderdome arena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of Metal Gear Online in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Game Is Good Before You Actually Minecraft SMP

    Game Is Good Before You Actually Minecraft SMP
    Absolutely not! But let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind. Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own mafia and demand protection money in the form of seeds, and where the sheep have started a rebellion against the players because they’re tired of being sheared for their wool.

    But wait, there’s more! The villagers have all decided to become professional wrestlers and have epic battles in the town square every Saturday night, complete with costumes and theme music. And don’t even get me started on the llamas who have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their superior spitting skills.

    If you want to experience the chaos and hilarity of this Minecraft SMP, then you better join now before the cows figure out how to fly and start dropping anvils on everyone’s heads. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a wild ride either way)!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Mines Excavated: 3590
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9267 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SarcastiCraft

    SarcastiCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life Cartmans in your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a castle and lock up all the annoying coworkers inside, or create a maze filled with tasks they can never complete – just like Cartman and his easy tasks!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama and ego-stroking of the real world. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about someone getting in your face and demanding a fist bump – unless, of course, you want to challenge them to a virtual fist fight in the game!

    So come join us and let’s keep things strictly business – Minecraft business, that is. Let’s build, explore, and have a laugh at the expense of all the Cartmans out there. See you in the virtual world!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 49

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • RedditPaperCraft SMP

    RedditPaperCraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than our builds are our players! Join us if you want to experience a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk while laying eggs.

    Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of sneaky villagers who claimed they needed it for a secret dance party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be built on a giant stack of paper, because why not? Who needs solid ground when you can have a server that defies all logic and reason?

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our server. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything is possible.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 160 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SuperCrafters United

    SuperCrafters United
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Join our server and unlock your inner superhero! Choose from a variety of superpowers like flying, teleportation, or even shooting lasers from your eyes (watch out for creepers!).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombies appears. No problem! Just activate your super strength and send those undead baddies flying.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who hold the key to unlimited riches. Trade with them for rare items and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Who needs a cape when you have superpowers and talking animals on your side?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Potions Brewed: 53
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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