MineCraftChat SMP

Analysis, Articulate, Communication, Conversation, debate, Depth, discussion, Expertise, Exploration, Insight, knowledge, MineCraftChat, Passion, perspective, research, smp, Understanding

Are you a master of discussing the intricate lore of Minecraft chickens? Do you have a PhD in the history of crafting tables? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heated debates about the best block to build a toilet out of and intense discussions on the most efficient way to mine obsidian with a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find a more intellectually stimulating server out there. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a total gossip queen and loves to spill the tea on all the drama happening in the Nether. So come on, join us and let’s get scholarly about all things Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockyBodsMC

aesthetic preferences, attractiveness, BlockyBodsMC, body image, body standards, body type, fitness level, ideal body shape, ideal partner, ideal physique, partner, partner criteria, perfect body, personal taste, physical appearance, Physical attraction, physical compatibility, physical features, Physical fitness, physical qualities, Preferences

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding the perfect partner to build with in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our community is filled with players who have the perfect bodies for mining and crafting. From Steve with his chiseled abs to Alex with her pixel-perfect curves, you’ll never feel alone in the mines again. Join us and find your perfect body match today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Potions Brewed:	63	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Items Found:	8270	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HamasGriefersGoneWild

Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, false claims, gaza, Hamas, HamasGriefersGoneWild, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Misinformation, negotiation breakdown, peace process, political tension, prisoner exchange, Propaganda, Release, truce collapse, Women

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in the blocky world, bro. Like, there’s this legend that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine guarded by flying pigs. And get this, the pigs wear top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. I know, right? Who needs diamonds when you have a freakin’ unicorn granting wishes?

Oh, and get this, the server is run by a team of ninja llamas who only speak in riddles. If you can solve their riddles, they’ll give you a special llama mount that can fly. Yeah, you heard me, a flying llama mount. Who needs horses when you can ride a flying llama?

So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, come join us. Just watch out for the zombie chickens, they’ll peck your brains out. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on, join us and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TempCraft: Hot & Cold Mayhem

climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, cold, environmental crisis, Extreme Temperatures, global warming, health impacts, heat wave, heat-related deaths, heat-related illnesses, hot, MAYHEM, mid century, mortality, public health, rising temperatures, TempCraft, temperature-linked deaths, U.S, vulnerable populations

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your temperature rise like climate change on steroids? well, this server is the place to be! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant ice castle in the middle of a lava ocean, or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

but wait, there’s more! we have events that will make your heart race faster than a polar bear running from global warming. join our extreme temperature challenge, where you have to survive in the hottest and coldest biomes without dying. think you can handle it?

and get this, if you die from the extreme temperatures, you get a special prize! it’s like a participation trophy, but way cooler. so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only thing hotter than our builds is the climate change-induced heat waves that will make you sweat like a creeper in a TNT factory. see you there, gamers!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

cocoa survival server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Hello, I am Cocoa, the administrator of this server. This server is basically a survival living server. There are very few rules. This server can be connected to the integrated version (port 19130) so players from both java and integrated versions can interact. We look forward to your participation. We are fully prepared for this. Prohibited and what you must not do is cheat or troll.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	250
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TransfemMC

Community, Diverse, Experience, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, minecraft server, Nya, ONLINE, Safe, Server, Social, supportive, Survival, TransfemMC, Transgender, Unique, virtual, Welcoming

We are a Minecraft Server for transgender people! :3 We are very friendly people! Nya! If you wanna try out our unique server experience then give it a try :3

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Farms Harvested:	941
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Koot and the Vanilla Beans: A Server of Spud-tacular Goodness!

Beans, Brewery, Cheese, Community, crime, crossplay, Dynmap, Geyser, goodness, Homes, integration, Keepinventory, Koot, Lag-free, Land claiming, Lore, Mystery, Nations, Ranks, rat, Semi Vanilla, Server, spudtacular, Survival, Text Formatting, titles, Vanilla

Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible.

Features:

Feature	Description
Discord Server	Discord + Minecraft integration
World Map	Dynmap
Bedrock support	Geyser
Unlimited Homes
No pesky land claims	Honor system + rollbacks
KeepInventory	Optional per player
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
Text Formatting	+Gradients!
Brewery	Just a treat!
Big boy ram and big boy processor	Minimal lag

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Happy Millennial Minecraft Server

23.5%, 24-year-old, 24.5%, 27.8%, Economy, gen z, gen-x, generation, Happy, happy generation, home owner, Homeowner, homeownership, millennial, Millennials, Minecraft, Redfin, Server, social responsibility

Are you tired of being a broke millennial? Do you dream of owning your own virtual home in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and become a homeowner in a world where social responsibility is just as important as the economy (at least in Minecraft).

Our server is so lit that even Gen Zers are jealous of our homeownership rates. We have more virtual homeowners than any other generation, including those pesky Gen Xers. So come on down and build your dream home, because why settle for renting when you can own in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to flex your virtual real estate skills and show the world that millennials can be homeowners too (at least in Minecraft). Join our server now and start living the dream!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds

Chaos, colored hair, diamonds, discrimination, extremism, flamboyant fashion, Immigrants, intolerance, Leftists, memes, Minecraft, piercings, political activism, political polarization, political violence, radicalization, smp, Social Issues, societal division, societal unrest, Stability, tattoos, violent solutions, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and stability is a thing of the past! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4541	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RoomLockOut Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, confront stepmom, dad upset, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family visit, feeling bad, ignoring stepmom, lock my room, Minecraft, not spoken, personal space, room keys, room privacy, RoomLockOut, Server, stay at friend’s, stepmom upset, uncomfortable situation, upset family, weekend plans

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server and build your own virtual room where no one can invade your space. Our server is the perfect place to avoid unwanted guests and have complete control over your own space.

With our server, you can lock your virtual room and keep out anyone you don’t want in. No more sharing beds with your stepmom’s family or dealing with unwanted guests. Plus, if anyone tries to take your virtual room keys, you can simply ignore them and go about your day.

Join now and create your own virtual sanctuary where you can escape real-life drama and have complete peace and privacy. Don’t let family conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join our server and build your own perfect world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Farms Harvested:	908
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

WifeMatMinecraftSMP

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, family, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, partner, Partnership, Qualities, relationship, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES, wife material, WifeMatMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect Minecraft wife? Look no further than our SMP! Our server is filled with potential wife material players who can mine diamonds like nobody’s business and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen.

Join us and you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who will bake you virtual cakes and protect you from creepers. Who needs Tinder when you have our SMP to find your perfect player two? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wives who control the diamond economy and have the power to ban griefers with just a snap of their fingers.

So come join us and see if you can find your perfect Minecraft wife – just be prepared for some intense diamond mining competitions and building challenges along the way!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3950	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockyTherapy: U OK, BRO?

BlockyTherapy, Bro, Checkup, emotional wellness, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness campaign, mental health awareness month, mental health check-in, mental health checkup, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health tips, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, self-care, wellbeing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness as we take you on a journey through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From giant chickens that shoot lasers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers therapeutic benefits for your mental health. Need to destress after a long day? Just hop on and let the soothing sounds of exploding creepers calm your nerves. Feeling anxious? Build yourself a cozy little house and watch as it gets blown up by a pack of rampaging llamas. It’s the perfect way to release all that pent-up tension!

So come join us on our server and let your inner crazy out. Who knows, you might just find that the key to true happiness was a pixelated pig all along.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Animals Bred:	52	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RussellBentleyCraft

Activist, American, brutality, Conflict, death, fighter, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Military, News, Political, Pro-Kremlin, Russell Bentley, RussellBentleyCraft, Russian soldiers, Tortured, Tragedy, violence, War

LOL come join our server where we make American Pro-Kremlin fighters fight Russian soldiers in Minecraft! It’s like Hunger Games but with a twist! Watch as Russell Bentley gets tortured to death over and over again, it’s a real hoot! Plus, we have custom mods that turn all the animals into killer clowns and make the creepers explode into confetti! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a wild ride!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Diddit Server

alter ego, artist, Celebrity, Crafty, Diddit, Entertainment, Fame, Hip Hop, Identity, Marketing, Music (Industry), music career, name change, p diddy, P. Diddit, Persona, public image, rapper, rebranding, Sean Combs, Server, stage name, stage persona

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got llamas wearin top hats, creepers doin the cha cha slide, n chickens playin poker with the ender dragon. u think dat’s crazy? well wait til u see our secret underground disco party where steve and alex bust out their best dance moves. plus, we got a special guest appearance from herobrine himself, who’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most wild ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Panda Stem Cell Party

animal conservation, Biodiversity, breeding, Cell, cell differentiation, cell manipulation, conservation efforts, Endangered species, genetic diversity, genetic engineering, giant panda, Panda, Party, regenerative medicine, reproductive technology, researchers, scientists, skin cells, species preservation, species sustainability, STEM, stem cells, wildlife preservation, Wildlife research

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BAM, you’re transported into a world where giant pandas are like, the rulers. they’re everywhere, just chillin and eatin bamboo like there’s no tomorrow.

but get this, the scientists on this server have figured out how to turn giant panda skin cells into stem cells. stem cells, dude. you know, the ones that can become any kind of cell in the body? yeah, those ones.

now, why would you wanna join this server, you ask? well, imagine being able to breed more giant pandas with these super special stem cells. you could have an army of giant pandas at your disposal, ready to take on any creepers or zombies that come your way.

so, if you’re into pandas, science, and all things epic, then you gotta join this minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to create the ultimate giant panda army and rule the server with bamboo in hand.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchantments Applied:	209
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Studio in the US Minecraft SMP Ame Was Supposedly

Updated September 22, 2024

MineCraftChat SMP

Updated September 22, 2024

BlockyBodsMC

Updated September 22, 2024

HamasGriefersGoneWild

Updated September 22, 2024

cocoa survival server

Updated September 22, 2024

Koot and the Vanilla Beans: A Server of Spud-tacular Goodness!

Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

Features:

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

Updated September 22, 2024

RoomLockOut Minecraft Server

Updated September 22, 2024

WifeMatMinecraftSMP

Updated September 22, 2024

BlockyTherapy: U OK, BRO?

Updated September 22, 2024

RussellBentleyCraft

Updated September 22, 2024

Crafty Diddit Server

Updated September 22, 2024

Panda Stem Cell Party

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8