Struggling Indies Complaining Minecraft SMP

audience growth, complaining, content creators, content quality, Frustration, gaming industry, indie game development, indie gaming community, indies, lack of viewership, low viewers, Minecraft, online visibility, self improvement, self-nerf, self-promotion, self-sabotage, Small Streamers, smp, streaming challenges, Struggling, struggling creators, struggling indies, viewer engagement

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of watching indies self-sabotage their own success on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage chaos and craziness! We’ve got players who build roller coasters that lead to nowhere, prank wars that escalate to epic proportions, and secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server out there! Join us now and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

Impatiently Patient Craft

#impatience, agreeable, coping, coping mechanisms, Craft, DELAY, delayed gratification, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional skills, emotions, Empathy, feelings, Frustration, Impatiently, inappropriate, patience, patient, self-regulation, tolerance, Understanding, UNFAIR, unreasonable

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9020	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, banana, Cheating, dedicated members, diamond-based, Discord, Events, Good Vibes, Griefing, Invisible item frames, Join, Minigames, new players, Passionate players, Player Base, Plooop, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord and join using this link.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for dedicated members who are passionate about Minecraft and follow our basic rules of no griefing or cheating.

Do you have any events or minigames on the server?

Yes, we host fun events and minigames regularly to keep the community engaged and excited.

Is the server newbie-friendly?

Yes, new players are welcome to join and explore the server with the help of our dedicated player base.

Minecraft server: Echoes of Elysium

(Audio), 11, 11th volume, audio control, audio levels, Echoes, Elysium, high volume, Levels, long tail, loud, loud control, loud music, Minecraft, Music, music control, music volume, Server, Sound, sound control, sound levels, volume control, Volumes

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you ain’t playin’ on this server, you’re missing out big time! We got volumes cranked up to 11, so you can hear those creepers sneaking up on you from a mile away. And let me tell ya, the PvP battles here are so intense, it’s like watching a llama fight a zombie! Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

alarmed, anxious, apprehensive, Boboid, Boboids, Bottom, distressed, fear, Fearful, frightened, horrified, intimidated, long tail, Minecraft, Nervous, panicky, petrified, Scared, smp, Terrified, timid, uneasy, Worried

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Boundaries, Chronic illness, Commitment, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, Fiance, FiancéCraft, flare up, friendship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value love and loyalty above all else! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Need a break from friends who don’t understand your priorities? Look no further! On our server, we support each other through thick and thin, no matter how crazy the circumstances.

Imagine building a virtual world where your love for your partner shines brighter than any diamond block. Take care of your in-game loved ones and watch your relationships flourish in ways you never thought possible.

So why join our server? Because here, we don’t just play Minecraft – we live it, love it, and laugh through it all. Come be a part of our wacky community and experience a gaming experience like no other. Plus, we have virtual hugs and support for days – who needs real-life drama when you have a Minecraft family like ours?

MentalLoadMinecraft

adhd, children, coeliac, Communication, communication breakdown, Defensive, Dinner, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, household organizing, Marriage, Mental load, MentalLoadMinecraft, overstimulated, parenting, pasta, sulking, Support, Understanding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	7894
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the mental load of motherhood better than anyone else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with chopping blocks, cooking up virtual pasta, and avoiding overstimulation at all costs.

Our server is perfect for those with AuDHD (totally not a made-up condition), as we provide a safe space to escape the chaos of real life and dive into the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will never add to your mental load by asking unnecessary questions about pasta portions.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless, of course, you’re worried about creepers blowing up your creations, in which case, you’re on your own!

AnxietyCraft: Real or Virtual?

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, challenging beliefs, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, fear, intrusive thoughts, irrational thoughts, managing anxiety, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, negative self-talk, panic attacks, real, relaxation techniques, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-doubt, stress, Therapy, virtual

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5118	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are creepers constantly whispering in your ear that you’ll never find diamonds? Are skeletons shooting arrows of self-doubt at you every time you try to build a house? Join our Minecraft server and banish those anxiety-inducing mobs for good! Our server is a safe haven where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find that elusive Ender Dragon to prove your anxiety wrong once and for all. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure!

TelAvivCraft: Missile Mayhem

AREA, Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, Houthi, hypersonic missile, international relations, Israel, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missile, missile attack, Missiles, News, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got hypersonic missiles flying around like fireworks in Tel Aviv, bro! Sixteen peeps got lightly wounded, but they respawned like it was no biggie. It’s a wild ride on this server, with explosions left and right, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Join now for a truly explosive gaming experience, where chaos reigns supreme and the fun never stops!

Wholesome Lap in December

age gap, comfort, cultural expectations, DECEMBER, Double Standard, family, generational differences, holiday season, Innocence, lap, old man, Perception, public opinion, societal norms, strange, taboo, tradition, warmth, Wholesome, young child

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	5290	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where old men with young children on their lap are seen as wholesome all year round! why wait for december to feel the love? our server is so lit, even santa claus would be jealous! we have unicorns flying around, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

you won’t find a more magical place to build your dream castle and ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama. plus, our community is filled with the friendliest players who will shower you with gifts and compliments.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.

EqualCraft: Less Manipulative, More Fun!

Countries, Environments, EqualCraft, Exhibit, Fun, gender equality, gender-equal, higher scores, Levels, lower scores, Machiavellianism, manipulative, navigate, personality traits, Potentially, REFLECT, reliance, resource-scarce, restrictive environments, strategies, Traits, Women

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

come join our minecraft server where women rule the land and show off their epic manipulative skills! in this gender-equal world, women are the true bosses and use their machiavellianism to dominate the game. forget about boring old gender roles, here women are the ones in charge and they will stop at nothing to conquer the land. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of scheming!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Steamhaven

Adventure, Community, creations, creativity, Discord, Friendly, game modes, gameplay, Griefing, INCLUSIVE, ip address, Join, Legacy, marketplace, Minecraft, Mods, Server, smp, Steamhaven, Survival, Wilderness

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2262	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to Steamhaven Minecraft Server

Server Information
No world resets
You’re welcome to join our server 😊
Server Version: 1.21.3

Unleash your creativity on Steamhaven, a brand new Minecraft server where the adventure begins!

Why Steamhaven?

Untamed Wilderness: Explore a pristine world, ready for your unique stamp.
Vanilla Vibe, Enhanced: Immerse yourself in vast landscapes with exciting structures, including dungeons and taverns to enhance gameplay, all with a classic Minecraft feel, plus helpful mods like land claim, voice chat, and a vibrant marketplace.
Inclusive & Friendly: We welcome everyone to our supportive and growing community.
Long-Term Legacy: Build amazing creations that will stand the test of time (with robust anti-griefing measures in place).
Exciting Horizons: More thrilling game modes are on the way!

Ready to Dive In?

Join the fun today!

Server IP: 88.211.238.88:25565

Join our Discord server

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is there world resets on Steamhaven?	No, there are no world resets on Steamhaven.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on version 1.21.3 of Minecraft.
Are there any mods on the server?	Yes, there are mods like land claim, voice chat, and a vibrant marketplace to enhance gameplay.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there are robust anti-griefing measures in place to protect player creations.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: 88.211.238.88:25565

Ancient Kingdoms Minecraft Server

Ancient, Britain, CHANGE, culture, Decline, heritage, History, Identity, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Modernization, Nostalgia, past, preservation, progress, Reflection, regret, sentiment, sentimentality, Server, society, tradition, transformation, VALUES

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a wild ride, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about bringing back the good ol’ days of Britain, before it got ruined by, like, taxes and stuff. We’ve got crazy builds, insane events, and a community that will make you question reality. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Oh, Frittata Minecraft SMP

baked, Breakfast, brunch, Cheesy, Cooking, DELICIOUS, EASY, eggs, frittata, gluten free, homemade, Italian, leftovers, Meal, Minecraft, oh, oven-baked, protein-packed, recipe, Savory, smp, Tasty, Vegetarian

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find this elusive chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or hackers that dare to enter our realm. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to spit in the face of danger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of frittata.

CraftyCops Minecraft Server

apartment living, Community Rules, complex, Confrontation, consideration, Cops, CraftyCops, disruptive behavior, disturbance, enforcement, family, LANDLORD, late hours, late night, Minecraft, neighbors, noise complaint, noise ordinance, overreacting, Parties, Server, smoking, smoking ban

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mines Excavated:	4922
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of dealing with noisy neighbors who just won’t quit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our virtual community is filled with friendly players who know how to party without disturbing the peace.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about smoke-filled hallways or late-night ragers. On our server, the only noise you’ll hear is the sound of creepers exploding (and maybe the occasional “REEE” from a frustrated player).

Don’t let pesky neighbors ruin your gaming experience – join us today and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can mine diamonds and battle zombies in peace? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than calling the cops on your unruly neighbors.