StruggleCraft

anxiety, Behavior, Challenges, changes, Communication, coping, depression, discreet indicator, emotional, Help, ISOLATION, Life, mental health, mood, physical health, signs, stress, StruggleCraft, Struggling, Support, Withdrawal

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	175

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your virtual woes!

Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens roaming around the server. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear just by saying the secret password backwards while doing a handstand. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a bucket of lava!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy chicken).

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Void Armor Forged:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Emeralds Found:	8362	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Votes:	7173	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167
Potions Brewed:	120	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6236	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	New Chunks Explored:	148150
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Farms Harvested:	822
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6712	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Animals Bred:	188	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	442278	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Towns Built:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9137

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?