Struggle SMP: Where ‘prosper’ is just a fancy way of saying ‘die a lot’

Anarchy, Builders, Community, crossplay, dedicated players, Die, discord server, Fancy, Gaming, Griefers, hackers, LOT, Mature, new members, Projects, Prosper, respectful, rules, smp, Struggle, Variety of Games, Welcoming

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community! We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine! All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.

Description

Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community! We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine! All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, as long as you join the discord server and follow the rules.
Are griefers allowed on the server?	No, griefers are not allowed. Respect other players and their builds.
Is hacking allowed?	No, hacking is not allowed. Play fair and have fun!
What kind of community is this server?	We have a friendly and mature community that enjoys playing Minecraft together.

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8356	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4884	Undead Armies Raised:	4
New Chunks Explored:	720202	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Enchantments Applied:	286	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	241	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	6636
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	20	Divine Spears Created:	17

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Towns Built:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	79	Love Letters Sent:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ores Mined:	3843	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Votes:	3539
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Projections Made:	0

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Crops Grown:	9511
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	584634
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!