Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
Animals Bred: 170 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Meteorites Collected: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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