Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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