Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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