Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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