Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
Dragons Tamed: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Meteorites Collected: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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