Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Alien Abductions: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Magic Crystals Found: 14
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Void Gems Collected: 33

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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