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We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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