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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2862 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5239 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
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