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Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 63 Farms Harvested: 333
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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