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Players: 102/800 Votes: 9677
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 14
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mines Excavated: 4670
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

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  • Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

    Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 493
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Ores Mined: 2941 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2

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    Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

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  • TasteTestWifey

    TasteTestWifey
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 8295
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Crops Grown: 9686
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Animals Bred: 150
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Dimension Hops: 15

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    Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

    Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

    No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

    So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

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  • Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

    Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 8789
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8618
    Dimension Hops: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

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  • SongRentFreeCraft

    SongRentFreeCraft
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 1792
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 6655
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

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  • AstroCraft Minecraft Server

    AstroCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 9915
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2056 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Secret Passages Found: 5

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    OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

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  • PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

    PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 3528
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 New Chunks Explored: 994589
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

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  • Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

    Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 5926
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Animals Bred: 107 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7575
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11

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    LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

    But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

    So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

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  • Solitary Madness 1.20.4

    Solitary Madness 1.20.4
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 6550
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Villages Defended: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Meteorites Collected: 1

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    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

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  • DailyDuo Minecraft Server

    DailyDuo Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 9288
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 128 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Zombie Dances: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Epic Battles Fought: 20

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

    But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

    Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

    So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

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  • MomVanished6YrsLol

    MomVanished6YrsLol
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 4029
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Votes: 9122
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Void Armor Forged: 20

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    Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

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  • Tax EvasionCraft

    Tax EvasionCraft
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 9161
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Animals Bred: 192 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Mineshafts Explored: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

    – Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

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  • Bored Attention Superpower

    Bored Attention Superpower
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 9817
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Emeralds Found: 5901
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Potions Brewed: 22
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

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    Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

    We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

    So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

    Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 6462
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Villages Defended: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

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    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

    Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

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  • What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 2473
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Crops Grown: 7999 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    New Minecraft ServersRDC Live is a dynamic media production company specializing in creating engaging and interactive live events. With a passion for storytelling and cutting-edge technology, RDC Live delivers high-quality content that entertains, informs, and inspires audiences around the world. Their innovative approach to live production sets them apart as leaders in the industry, consistently pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the world of live media.

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  • ❤️nderland❤️ Anarchy 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨ server minecraft

    ❤️nderland❤️ Anarchy 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨ server minecraft
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 480
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

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    The best server in anarchy!

    IP: mc.enderland.fun

    Date of opening: 12/27/24 at 18:00 Moscow time

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