Stressful Minecraft SMP Life | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2495	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Crops Grown:	3886

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of real life drama bringing you down? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you. Say goodbye to stressful situations and hello to building epic structures and exploring endless worlds.

Our server is the ultimate therapy for those who need a break from the chaos of everyday life. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual paradise and make new friends along the way. Who needs real world sadness when you can have virtual happiness?

So come join us and leave your worries behind. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be freaking out about is how addictive this SMP is!

Star Wars Episode I Closer to IV Than Today

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

yo yo yo come join dis server where time is all messed up like a mashed up potato salad. we got jedi knights fighting dinosaurs and steve from minecraft teaming up with the avengers to take down thanos. u betta bring ur A game cuz u never know when a portal to the upside down is gonna open up and demogorgons start wrecking havoc. plus, did i mention we got a secret underground city made entirely out of cheese? yeah, it’s lit fam. so come on down and join the craziest minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. may the force be with you, or whatever.

LifeSMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Minecraft Server Overview
Lifesteal plugin and some quality of life plugins will be added. Join our discord for more info. Server rules are no x-ray, no hacking clients. Server will be cracked so everyone can join. Version: 1.21.4. Server starts in 7 days. Exploits are allowed. Good luck!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What plugins will be added to the server?	Lifesteal plugin and some quality of life plugins.
How can I get more information about the server?	Join our discord for more info.
What are the server rules?	No x-ray, no hacking clients.
Is the server cracked?	Yes, everyone can join.
What version is the server running on?	1.21.4
When does the server start?	In 7 days.
Are exploits allowed on the server?	Yes, any of them.
Where can I join the discord?	https://discord.gg/xH5WQqRq

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, Coin Calculator, Drop Rates, ETERNAL, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, Future Materials, Interlude Timeline, Koyanskaya of Light, mats, NA General, Nahui Mictlān, New Year’s 2025, Nitocris (Alter), quartz, Quests, rank up, Rate Up Tracker, Raw Database, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Summer, Summoning Info

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Lostbelt No.7 but in block form. We got a Golden Sea of Trees, Nahui Mictlān vibe going on, where you can rule the planet with your pixelated power.

And guess what, we got a special Nahui Mictlān Nitocris (Alter) Pickup Summon event happening, where you can summon some epic alter versions of your favorite Minecraft characters.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a New Year’s 2025 Countdown Campaign with crazy pickups and summons that will blow your mind.

And don’t even get me started on the “Lostbelt No.7” Pre-Release Koyanskaya of Light Pickup Summon event. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of this Minecraft server that will make you question reality. Let’s goooooo!

Sunken Cost Minecraft SMP – Destroying Decks and Taking Names

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Our server is like a tornado in a teacup – wild, unpredictable, and absolutely bonkers.

Join us if you’re ready to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop. Our players are like a pack of rabid wolves, ready to pounce on any unsuspecting victim who dares to step foot in our world.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our secret weapon – the sunken cost fallacy. Once you join our server, you’ll be so invested in the madness that you won’t be able to tear yourself away. It’s like a black hole of entertainment, sucking you in and never letting go.

So if you’re brave enough to face the chaos, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, and if you’re prepared to witness the destruction of decks and the rise of the ultimate Minecraft empire, then come join us. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!

ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP

biggest scam, BRAINWASHING, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, Exploitation, fraud, Greed, Lies, Manipulation, Misinformation, power, Propaganda, ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP, society, SOLD

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	179
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.

First of all, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. They wear tiny sunglasses and trade emeralds for diamonds. It’s wild, man.

Secondly, we have a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance battles. If you win, you get a special chicken hat that gives you super jumping powers. It’s insane.

And last but not least, we have a haunted mansion where players can go on ghost hunts and try to capture spooky spirits in jars. But be careful, some of the ghosts are really bad at hide and seek.

So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow factory.

CraftyLyricMisheard

comedy, CraftyLyricMisheard, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, funny moment, humor, laughable, Lyrics, misheard lyrics, misinterpretation, mistake, misunderstanding, Music, pop culture, pop music, silly, song, stupid

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total game-changer! Join us for a wild ride filled with misheard lyrics and hilarious moments.

Imagine mining for diamonds while belting out your favorite tunes, only to realize you’ve been singing the wrong lyrics the whole time! It’s like a karaoke party in the mines, but with creepers instead of backup dancers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to boogie down to the beat of your pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his dance moves, he’ll lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, singing, and dancing your way to victory!

OilRigMinecraftServer

Baltic Sea, boards, Communication, Cut, cyber attack, energy security, finland, inspection, international relations, internet cables, investigation, Maritime, naval forces, oil tanker, OilRigMinecraftServer, power cables, Russian-linked, sabotage, SECURITY, Surveillance, undersea cables

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21
Secret Passages Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we board Russian-linked oil tankers and cut undersea cables for POWER and INTERNET! like, who needs normal survival mode when u can be a pirate in Finland?! Join us for the wildest adventures and the most epic battles on the high seas. Plus, we have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for u to find them. So come on, mateys, set sail for the most insane Minecraft server ever!

PhillyMissileWithdrawal

China, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military presence, missile defense, peacekeeping efforts, Philippines, PhillyMissileWithdrawal, political tension, regional stability, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Typhon missile system, U.S

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got CHINA calling for us to get rid of our typhon missile system cuz they scared of our epic PVP skills! we got crazy battles and insane builds that will make you go WOAH! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave! come join now and be part of the madness! #MinecraftMadness #TyphonMissileWho?

SunFun COME IN .. VANILLA GRIEF We are waiting only for you Minecraft server

1.16.5, Beta Testing, Grief, Minecraft, project team, Server, SunFun, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crops Grown:	5048	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Potions Brewed:	116	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

SunFun is a vanilla and griefer minecraft server running on version 1.16.5! The server has two modes: vanilla and vulture. At the moment the server is in beta testing! We really hope that you will stay with us!

PS SunFun project team

SunFun.vedroid.su

Elder Scrolls Server

adventurers, assassins, city, Count, Elder, Elder Councilman, emperor, Empire, Farm, general, guild, Guild Master, Massive World, Minecraft, Roleplay, rp, Scrolls, Server, Siege, soldiers, Statesmen, Timeline, Village, Villains

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elder Scrolls Universe RP
Features	Build a city Create an empire Be a soldier in a massive siege Form a guild of assassins Relax in a quiet village and farm
Join Our Discord	https://discord.gg/jDP9c5RN6g

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I become a General or Emperor in the server?	Yes, our unique timeline allows anyone to become a General, Elder Councilman, Guild Master, Emperor, Count, etc. and shape the server’s history.
What can I do in the server?	You can build cities, create empires, participate in sieges, form guilds, relax in villages, farm, and much more!
Is there a specific theme for the server?	Yes, the server is based in the Elder Scrolls Universe, providing a rich lore and world for players to immerse themselves in.

The Kam Schizo’s Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t believe the shiz that goes down there! Picture this: a land full of unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And guess what? The pigs poop out diamonds, like, what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.

Complaining About Racist Backlash Minecraft SMP

activism, Backlash, civil rights, complaining, cultural ignorance, discrimination, discrimination backlash, INEQUALITY, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial prejudice, racial tension, racist, racist backlash, smp, Social Issues, social justice, systemic racism, uncultured

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2319	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some outrageous fun! Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the blocky hero who is determined to build the biggest diamond castle in all the land. But watch out, because Herobrine is lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your precious diamonds and turn your house into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get us started on the drama between the villagers and the zombie pigmen – it’s like a soap opera in block form! So come on down and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary builder or the king of the server – just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky creepers!

HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Zombie Dances:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	758

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

Bro’s Blocky Hoodie

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of living in your girlfriend’s hoodie because it smells like her and reminds you of her? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the male equivalent of that hoodie! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block smells like victory and reminds you of the epic battles you’ve won. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you’ll attract all the creepers who want to be your friends. So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own epic love story with blocks!

Snake Scales Monkey Radar

MONKEY, Radar, scales, SNAKE

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Love Letters Sent:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got monkeys spotting snakes like it’s nobody’s business! Our scientists have discovered that these monkeys are like ninja snake detectors, all thanks to the snake scales being a visual cue. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but in Minecraft! Join now and see if you can spot the sneaky snakes before the monkeys do! It’s a wild ride, baby!