StreamerFailCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Akoot & Co: Where the cows run the show and the creepers are just tryna fit in! 🐄💥

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Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community.

Features

Unlimited Homes
Discord Server	(Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map	(dynmap)
Bedrock support	(Geyser)
No pesky land claims	(Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory	(Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks / Custom Titles
Text Formatting	(+Gradients!)
Brewery	(nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, the power of friendship, object shows, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there land claiming?	No, we operate on an honor system with rollback support.
Can I have multiple homes?	Yes, you have unlimited homes on our server.
Do you support Bedrock edition?	Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.
Is there a limit to player inventory?	No, you can choose to have KeepInventory enabled.
How can I join your Discord server?	You can join our Discord server by visiting here.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Witchfire Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit, even the creepers dance to the beat of the music. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s fucking kino.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

WeekCraft Warriors

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On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	2737	Alien Abductions:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Potions Brewed:	85
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Zombie Dances:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Eco Trash Bash

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CatCraftHideout

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more welcoming vibes than a village full of friendly villagers.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyMindz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you use your brain too much? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Creeper, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Unicorns, where you can ride rainbow-colored sheep and battle evil gummy bears.

So why are you overthinking right now? Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs logic when you have exploding chickens, am I right?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5647	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC ?

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Here are a few Minecraft servers similar to DragonShieldMC :

1. Shadow Kingdom – Shadow Kingdom offers a custom experience with unique elements such as custom biomes, dungeons, and boss mechanics. With a focus on immersive gameplay, players can enjoy over 500 hours of content and a thriving community.

2. World of Eldin – World of Eldin features custom ores, dungeons, and biomes, along with a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay. Players can explore a vast world filled with challenges and adventures, making it a great choice for those who enjoy exploration and discovery.

3. The Archon – The Archon is known for its custom plugins and unique gameplay features, including custom bosses and events. With a dedicated player base and regular updates, this server offers a dynamic and engaging experience for all types of players.

4. SkyKade – SkyKade offers a unique skyblock experience with custom features and challenges. From custom islands to unique gameplay mechanics, players can enjoy a fresh take on the classic skyblock game mode.

Whether you’re looking for custom biomes, dungeons, or boss mechanics, these Minecraft servers offer a similar experience to DragonShieldMC while also providing their own unique twists to keep players entertained. Join one today and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and excitement!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Star Shards Collected:	237
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

🟢 SLIMECRAFT 🟢 ⚡ 1.12.2 ⚡ Minecraft server

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The server was created so that you can just play, and not think about donations, and other distractions that are present on the servers, from the server I only want comfort and good players ✌️

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Ores Mined:	4102