| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4505 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
straya.mysrv.us:25541
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 391 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Farms Harvested: | 375 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
We got so many cool features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.
And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow!
Plus, the admins are like magical wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies.
So come on, join us and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3991 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5220 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1498 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
cw.redlineminecraft.online:25747
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5588 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 4492 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6256 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and boundary-pushing fun. Our server is the perfect escape from overstepping parents and intrusive visitors.
Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ve built the best pixelated castle or mined enough diamonds. No more cleaning up after unwanted guests or dealing with their OCD tendencies – unless, of course, you’re crafting a new potion in-game!
So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will make you forget all about real-life intrusions. Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any unexpected visits from mom!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 972 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3736 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Towns Built: | 8 |
My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?
So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1254 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 242 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 462 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 502 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4988 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8598 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 8169 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 454 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2620 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| IP | 150.136.8.41 |
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| Current Version | Beta 1.6 |
| World Started | Infdev 20100327 |
| Proxy | Betacraft proxy used |
| Java Arguments | Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments |
| Rules | No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software |
| Server Maintenance | Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed |
| Updates | Weekly updates decided by vote |
| Server Versions | Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h |
There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.
Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.
The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9690 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 6069 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8175 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 7088 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!
You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?
So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 814 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Votes: | 323 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4413 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 6822 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Votes: | 162 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7436 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.
So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!
