Stranded Block Assets: Net Zero Server

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so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Towns Built:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LoveStruck SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had someone to share your enchanted golden apples with? Look no further, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love and friendship in the blocky world!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about maintaining a healthy relationship again. Our players are so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual therapy session every time you log on. Need relationship advice? Just ask our resident love guru, Steve, who once tamed a wild wolf with nothing but a bone and a dream.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cupid, a mysterious figure who shoots heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players, causing them to fall madly in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a magical matchmaker roaming the virtual plains?

So ditch the single-player life and come join us for a wild ride of romance, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1539	Dragon Scales Harvested:	100
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyHabit2021

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you will ever encounter. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across next!

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he’s not here to blow you up, just to give you a spooky high-five!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is home to the most insane parkour courses you’ve ever seen. Jump, climb, and swing your way through obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills to the max!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	140	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SwissCraft: No Weapons Allowed

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haha bro come join our epic minecraft server where we use swiss-made weapons to dominate the virtual world!! european nations be jelly cuz they know we got that swiss firepower on lock. we out here causing chaos and wrecking havoc like a bunch of crazed villagers. join us if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up with swiss precision. let’s goooooo!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Quantum Time Warp Server

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so, like, we have this totally rad minecraft server where we found evidence of ‘negative time’ in a quantum physics experiment. like, imagine if you could go back in time and prevent yourself from falling into that lava pit or losing all your diamonds to a creeper.

join our server and experience the mind-bending possibilities of time travel in minecraft. you’ll be able to build epic structures in seconds, defeat mobs before they even spawn, and basically be the master of time and space in the minecraft universe.

plus, our community is full of quirky players who love to joke around and have a good time. we have regular events like time-travel treasure hunts, reverse gravity parkour challenges, and even a disco party where the music plays backwards.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), come join us and discover the wonders of ‘negative time’ for yourself. trust us, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Villages Defended:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	5401

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Brightworks

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OPEN NOW! Welcome to Brightworks!

Looking for a Minecraft survival server that’s more than just a place to play?

Brightworks offers an exciting blend of survival gameplay, custom events, and a chill, supportive community.

Whether you’re into epic builds, intense challenges, or just relaxing with friends, you’ll find it all here.

We host custom events that keep the adventure fresh, and our team is always working on frequent updates to enhance your experience.

Plus, with a no-griefing policy and active staff, you can focus on having fun in a worry-free environment.

Join us today and be part of a community where everyone’s welcome, and the adventure never stops!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BudderCraft Network: Because our anti-cheating is stronger than my willpower to resist cake!

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Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points:

1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes

2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber

3. A friendly community for all skill levels, with no toxic behavior

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What are the allowed mods/clients on the server?	Only Badlion Client with specified mods such as Animations, Block Overlay, Clear Glass, etc. are allowed. Any setting not listed will be disabled.
Is joining the discord required?	It is not required but highly recommended for feedback, updates, and community interaction. You can get the discord link in-game.
What happens if I cheat on the server?	Any form of cheating, whether through mods, hacks, exploits, or other means, will result in a permanent ban. Piracy is also strictly prohibited.
Are large scale farms allowed?	No, large scale farms that disrupt the economy or gameplay balance are prohibited. View the list of banned farms in the server rules.
What version does the server run on?	The server always runs on the latest version, but updates may take a week or two after a new version release.

Ready to check us out?

Join with the IP below:

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Asian Femdom Experience Minecraft Server

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt hut, when suddenly you stumble upon this server. And guess what? It’s run by an Asian girlfriend who’s not afraid to show you who’s boss! 😂😂😂

Join our server for the ultimate Asian femdom experience – forget diamonds, this is the real treasure you’ve been searching for! And hey, if you’ve ever wanted to know what it feels like to have your rice cooker scrubbed with a metallic scrubber, well, you’re in luck! 🍚🔪

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and get ready for a wild ride filled with domination, rice cookers, and a whole lot of laughs! 😜✨🎮

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Money Saving Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your empire now so you can retire like a boss at 35! Imagine ruling over your own kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you and diamonds raining from the sky. Who needs a boring office job when you can live like a king in a virtual world? Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare loot. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and start your journey to ultimate Minecraft glory!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NoBedroomAllowed Minecraft Server

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild time filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story.

🎮 Need a break from real life? Come play on our server where you can build your dream world without any pouting spouses getting in the way.

🎸 We have all the gaming and music you could ever want, but sorry, no guitar playing in the bedroom allowed! We need our beauty sleep, okay?

🍿 Grab some popcorn and get ready for a movie night… just make sure to stay out of the bedroom, unless you want to face the wrath of a tired parent.

👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 Make friends, build relationships, and maybe even learn a thing or two about boundaries. Who knew Minecraft could teach you life lessons?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? 😂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Divine Spears Created:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchantments Applied:	52	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BroCollegeFundLULZ

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into paying for your sibling’s education just because your parents didn’t plan ahead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will ask you to fork over your hard-earned diamonds to cover someone else’s tuition fees.

Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and fighting off creepers. No family drama here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

So come on over and escape the real world where entitled parents think it’s your job to fund your sibling’s future. Let’s craft our way to victory together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Mines Excavated:	2629	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ScaredyCraft

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Remember that monster under your bed that used to give you nightmares as a kid? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve tamed those monsters and turned them into friendly pets! Join us and conquer your childhood fears by befriending all the creepy crawlies that used to scare you. Who knew that the key to overcoming your fears was just a few blocks away in the virtual world? Join us now and show those monsters who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Items Found:	2311
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ores Mined:	3102	Animals Bred:	194
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NoH8 Racism-Free Zone

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LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build and mine and stuff! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a chicken nugget. True story bro! And if you join, maybe you’ll find a diamond the size of a TACO! Plus, on our server, we don’t just build houses, we build CASTLES made out of JELLO! And if you don’t join, you might miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn made out of rainbows and marshmallows. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is happy and no one has to worry about systemic racism because we’re all too busy building giant statues of potatoes! Let’s gooooooo!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Crops Grown:	6238	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!

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World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/Server info provided in our Discord.
Are there any rules in the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable gaming environment. These rules are listed in our Discord.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends or join an existing one to become part of a tribe.
Are custom weapons available in the server?	Yes, you can equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more!
Is there a market system for trading?	Yes, there is a detailed market system where you can trade, earn, and spend to make every decision count.
Can I brew custom drinks?	Yes, you can brew ales, wines, and more with custom recipes available in the server.
How can I form or join a tribe?	You can form or join tribes with at least 2 players to dominate the map and build your legacy.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.