StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Baldurs Gate Minecraft SMP – Baldur’s Gate General

Baldurs, baldurs gate, Class, companions, FAQ, Gate, general, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, News, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, Patch 7, PC, Polls, PS5, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, Trailer, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Star Shards Collected:	100
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Our server is so epic that even Santa himself plays on it during the off-season. That’s right, jolly old St. Nick loves to mine and craft with us! Plus, we have a secret portal to the North Pole where you can hang out with the elves and sip hot cocoa.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path. Who knew that knocking out a character could lead to such shenanigans? And don’t even get us started on the romance options – let’s just say things can get steamy in the mines.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Astral-Touched Tadpoles – they can really mess with your appearance!

PixelPurse Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Discord, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family, financial boundaries, financial independence, financial obligations, financial pressure, financial responsibility, financial stress, guilt tripping, Minecraft, money issues, personal boundaries, personal finance, PixelPurse, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mines Excavated:	2085
New Chunks Explored:	229689	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of being harassed for money by your own sister? Do you feel like you’re being used and taken advantage of? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense!

Join our server and escape the real world drama of owing money and being guilt-tripped by family members. Instead, immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you owe is your allegiance to your fellow gamers.

Forget about the 80+ discord messages begging for cash, on our server, the only spam you’ll see is from our friendly players trying to trade resources and build epic structures together.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is your loyalty to the game!

DriveCraftDrama

arguments, Communication, commuting, country living, Dangerous, disability, DriveCraftDrama, driving lessons, Ethics, Expectations, expectations clarity, EyeSight, Forests, hybrid work, public transportation, relationship, Rural, Tension, visual impairment, Wife

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Animals Bred:	74

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and relationship issues? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other!

Imagine a world where driving skills don’t matter and public transportation is always available – that’s the kind of paradise you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about fake doctor reports or forced driving lessons from questionable uncles!

Escape to a world where your bad vision impairment is actually an advantage – no one will judge you for not being able to drive, in fact, they’ll probably envy your unique perspective on the virtual world.

So say goodbye to the real world drama and join our server where the only thing you need to focus on is building, exploring, and having a good time. Who needs a car when you can ride a virtual pig through the forests and mountains of Minecraft? Join now and leave the real-world relationship drama behind!

XmasWishlist SMP

christmas, dreamgifts, dreamwishlist, expensivegifts, Extravagant, extravagantwishlist, highendproducts, holidaygifts, indulgence, Lavish, luxurygifts, luxuryitems, no pricelimit, opulence, smp, specialgifts, ultimatewishlist, Wishlist, wishlistgoals, XMAS, XmasWishlist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Emeralds Found:	2887	Divine Spears Created:	14
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! We have flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, every Sunday we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s so wild, you won’t believe it!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows for s’mores. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a hidden treasure chest. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PixelPainGrief

coping with loss, dealing with loss, deep sorrow, devastation, difficult times, emotional recovery, emotional struggle, emotional turmoil, Grief, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, heartbreaking moment, life-changing loss, Loss, moving on, overwhelming sadness, Pain, PixelPainGrief, sorrow, tragic event, traumatic experience

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear no more because on our server, the mobs are so bad at aiming that they couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn even if they tried! Join us and experience the joy of watching zombies trip over their own feet and skeletons shooting themselves in the foot (literally)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass just by hanging out with this blinged-out bird!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is protected by a team of invincible unicorns who will rain down glittery justice on anyone who tries to grief or steal. They’re like the Avengers, but with more rainbows and sparkles.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence, where the mobs are terrible shots, the chickens are made of diamonds, and unicorns are the ultimate protectors. Your hardest loss will be not joining sooner!

PvP Madness: Port-au-Prank

Community, crime, current events, executed, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, International, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, mourning, News, port au Prince, PortauPrank, PvP, Remembrance, suspects, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS WACKY SERVER WHERE OVER 207 PLAYERS HAVE BEEN EXECUTED IN A MASSACRE IN PORT-AU-PRINCE! BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! JOIN US FOR SOME KILLER PVP BATTLES AND BUILD YOUR OWN GRAVEYARD TO HONOR THE FALLEN. PLUS, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT WHERE YOU CAN RIDE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INTO BATTLE LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS!

VeganSimba’sCraftLand

animal rights, animal welfare, compassion for animals, cruelty free, ethical eating, exploitation-free, Lions, plant based diet, plant-based living, vegan activism, vegan advocacy, vegan beliefs, vegan community, vegan diet, vegan ethics, vegan identity, vegan lifestyle, vegan philosophy, vegan values, veganism, VeganSimbasCraftLand

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where lions roam free and eat only plants like a bunch of hipster vegans! we got simba leading the pack, showing everyone how to be a true vegan warrior in the wild. watch as he munches on grass and kale, spreading the message of peace and plant-based power to all the animals in the server.

if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, join us now and witness the most epic vegan lion pride in minecraft history. we promise you’ll never look at lions the same way again. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of vegan lions in a virtual world? it’s like the circle of life, but with more quinoa and tofu. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show the world that even lions can be vegan!

FlowerMc

baltop, bedrock, Competition, Cross-Play, Economy, economy balance, FlowerMc, grind, java, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dimension Hops:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Crops Grown:	8774	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to the FlowerMc this server is made for people who want to play vanilla and compete with other with economy balance. You can grind with your friends and compete with other in baltop. Java and bedrock player both are welcome.

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Random Item Skyblock

bedrock, Chaos, communal center, Community Events, Content Creation, December 26th, Discord, est, Expansion, ISLAND, item, Peace, Random, random item, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skyblock, Stream, TEAM, Trade, Trading, Unique, Whitelist

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Runes Activated:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Unique Features
Teams (Same team members share an island)
Communal Center Area
Trading with other players using /trade
Community events that take place on stream

Contact information:

If you are interested please message neilphi on Discord.

Username: neilphi

Server start date: December 26th at Noon EST

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, please message neilphi on Discord using the provided username.

Q: When does the server start?

A: The server will start on December 26th at Noon EST.

Q: Can I play alone or do I have to join a team?

A: While teams are encouraged for collaboration, you can also play alone if you prefer.

Q: Are there any rules for content creation on the server?

A: Content creation is strongly encouraged, but not mandatory to be a part of the server.

IdeaCraft Land 1.21

Brainstorming, concept creation, creative process, game creation, game design, game design principles, game design process, game design theory, game development, game development concepts, game development methodology, game development techniques, game development terminology, game development tools, game engine, Game Mechanics, Game Programming, idea generation, IdeaCraft, innovation, Land, project planning

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously bro. It’s like, the most lit place in the whole blocky universe, trust me.

Picture this: you’re cruising through the pixelated landscape, building epic structures and battling mobs like a total boss. And guess what? This server takes it to a whole new level of insanity.

I’m talking crazy custom mods that will blow your mind. Like, imagine riding a rainbow-colored llama while shooting lasers out of your eyes. Yeah, that’s the kind of wackiness you can expect here.

But wait, there’s more! The community is like a bunch of deranged unicorns on a sugar high, in the best way possible. You’ll be laughing your butt off while teaming up with fellow players to conquer the wildest challenges.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Next Big Minecraft SMP Thing

Advancements, ai, apps, big, Crypto, Digital, early 2010s, Early 2020s, Evolution, Future, innovation, late 2000s, Late 2010s, Late 2020s, Minecraft, next big thing, progress, smartphones, smp, speculation, Technology, trends, unknown, web 2.0

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing in the late 2020s! We’re not just your average SMP, we’re on the cutting edge of technology and innovation.

Join us as we navigate through the mysterious world of Minecraft with the help of AI companions that will assist you in your quests and adventures. Need a pickaxe? Just ask your AI buddy to craft one for you! Want to build a castle? Your AI friend will gather resources for you while you sit back and relax.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of crypto miners who have discovered a hidden treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. Join them in their quest to become the richest players on the server, but beware of rival factions who will stop at nothing to steal their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the late 2020s and see where the future of Minecraft takes us. Who knows what crazy adventures and discoveries await you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of something truly epic!

MIL’s MineCraft Server: No Delayed Christmas!

aita, Boundaries, celebration, christmas, christmas dinner, christmas eve, delayed, delayed Christmas, Dinner, Divorce, family, Gifts, holidays, in-laws, Kids, lunch, MIL, mils, Minecraft, not going, partner, Server, Siblings, travel, Visit

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of juggling multiple holiday celebrations? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family holiday gathering, but with blocks and creepers instead of awkward conversations.

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to please everyone, just like trying to visit multiple families in one day. Will you make it to all the Christmas dinners in time, or will you end up lost in the virtual wilderness?

Create your own boundaries in-game, just like trying to set boundaries with your in-laws. Will you be able to navigate the tricky relationships and still have time to mine for diamonds?

So come join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art turkey for Thanksgiving. It’s a holiday celebration you won’t want to miss!

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Enchantments Applied:	143	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Christmas arguments? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and fight mobs while navigating through relationship drama that makes your in-laws seem tame.

Forget about fighting over Christmas plans, on our server, you’ll be fighting over who gets the last diamond block or who gets to claim the best spot for their base. Our server is so intense, you’ll be begging for a peaceful night out with your high school friends instead.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to compromise with your virtual spouse while also trying to survive in a world filled with creepers and skeletons. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Join today and let the chaos begin!

BoomerCraft

accepting aging, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, growing up, Maturity, midlife crisis, Nostalgia, realization, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, signs of aging, time passing, wisdom comes with age

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make you feel young and hip again! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never feel old again!

KrabK9A1 Minecraft Server

acquisitions, armored vehicles, Army, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, international relations, K9A1, KRAB, KrabK9A1, Military, military force, Minecraft, Modernization, national defense, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Tanks, Technology

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9019
Towns Built:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

hey u! ya u! do u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server ever?! well, let me tell u why u should join our server! we got krabs and k9a1s! that’s right, we’re not messin’ around here! we’re talkin’ about poland tryin’ to become the biggest military force in europe with these bad boys! imagine fightin’ off creepers and zombies with a krab or k9a1 by your side! it’s gonna be epic! so come join us and be part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history! u won’t regret it, i promise!