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Minecraft MiseryLand

Bleak, DEPRESSING, Desolate, dismal, distressing, dreary, Experience, Forlorn, gloomy, heart-wrenching, Melancholy, Minecraft, miserable place, MiseryLand, Pitiful, Somber, sorrowful, travel, Unfortunate, Unhappy, worst place, Wretched

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Have you ever been to a Minecraft server so boring that even the creepers fell asleep? Well, not anymore! Join our server and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join us and become a knight of the Chicken King, fighting off evil cows and sheep with your trusty sword made of enchanted bacon.

So, if you’re tired of mundane Minecraft servers and want to experience the craziest adventures of your life, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake.

UkraineCraft2020

administration, Allies, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military support, nato, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, solidarity, transatlantic partnership, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft2020, united states

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9923	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

so, like, this server is totally epic, just like trump telling europe he’s got ukraine’s back, bro. we got crazy battles and wars happening all the time, just like in real life. join us and be part of the action, man. plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. it’s like a real-life conspiracy, dude. so come on, join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, i promise.

SibCraft: Bonded Minds

Adulthood, better cognitive functioning, Bonded, brain health, Childhood, cognitive health, Emotional support, family relationships, frequent contact, healthy aging, Lifelong connections, long-term effects, mental health, Minds.., old age, older adults, positive impact, positive interactions, SibCraft, sibling bonds, Siblings, Social Connections, study

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, if u wanna keep ur brain all smart and stuff when u old, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, it’s been scientifically proven that if u have good times with ur siblings when u small, ur brain will be all sharp when u old. so, like, come join this server and make some sibling-like bonds with ur minecraft buddies, and u gonna be a genius when u old. plus, like, u gotta stay in touch with ur siblings even when u grown up, so, like, stay connected on this server and keep ur brain all healthy and stuff. trust me, it’s science.

dnmc

activities, airdrops, B Ward, cells, commissary, Cosmetics, Discord, dnmc, Fishing, Guards, mine, nostalgic, Npcs, patarhd, Prison, Progression, PVP Events, Quests, Roleplay, Showcase, warzone, Website

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Votes:	5129	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Server Overview

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison
PvP Events
Non-P2W
Cosmetics

Activities & Progression:

Cells
Quests
Commissary
Fishing
Guards (coming soon)

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players.
Are there any PvP events?	Yes, you can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can I farm gems in the prison?	Yes, you can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in your cell.
What special items can I sell at the Commissary?	You can sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Are there any rare rewards while fishing?	Yes, you can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

True Crafters Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Authenticity, Bond, brotherhood, Community, Crafters, culture, family, genuine, Honor, Integrity, loyalty, niggas, Only, pride, real, Realm, Respect, solidarity, street, tradition, True, Trust, Unity

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4022
Magic Items Found:	4318	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Yo, listen up fam, dis Minecraft server be poppin’ off like fireworks on the Fourth of July. We got creepers droppin’ it low, skeletons breakin’ it down, and zombies tryna hit the dab.

If you ain’t afraid to throw hands with some Endermen or challenge a pack of wolves to a dance battle, then this server is where you belong, my dude.

We got custom mods that’ll make your head spin faster than a pig in a tornado. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we got diamonds for days, baby!

So if you think you got what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Real niggas only, no scrubs allowed. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🎮

Minecraft SMP: > Drumpf’ed

controversial, current events, drumpf, drumpfed, election, fake news, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Parody, political humor, Political satire, Politics, president, satire, smp, social commentary, trending, trump, Trumped, viral

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

EcoDisasterCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, Deforestation, EcoDisasterCraft, ecological imbalance, environmental degradation, global warming, greenhouse gases, habitat destruction, human impact on the environment, industrialization, natural resource depletion, ocean acidification, overpopulation, plastic pollution, Pollution, species extinction, urbanization, waste management, water pollution

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Climate change? Nope. Political corruption? Guess again. The real answer is boring old reality! But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the dullness of everyday life and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.

TigerCraft30: Changbai Revival

Amur leopard, Amur Tigers, animal reintroduction, Biodiversity, Changbai, Changbai Mountains, Changbai Nature Reserve, conservation efforts, conservation success, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, environmental conservation, habitat restoration, Revival, Siberian tigers, species reintroduction, tiger population, TigerCraft30, wildlife comeback, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat, wildlife protection, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mines Excavated:	1840	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	5795
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Magic Crystals Found:	8

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AFTER 30 YEARS, AMUR TIGERS RETURN TO CHANGBAI MOUNTAINS AND DEY WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT WID U! DEY BUILDIN TIGER HOUSES AND HUNTIN CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN RIDE DEM TIGERS AND GO ON EPIC ADVENTURES ACROSS DA SERVER. PLUS, DEY GIVE U SPECIAL TIGER ARMOR DAT MAKES U INVINCIBLE. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE DA TIGERS GET BORED AND LEAVE AGAIN! #TIGERPOWER #MINECRAFTSAFARI

Pandemic Pixel Pals

24 countries, causes of death, Covid-19, data analysis, effects, epidemiology, global impact, health crisis, healthcare systems, international study, Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science, long-term effects, mortality rates, PALS, pandemic, PIXEL, public health, public policy, research findings, researchers, Significant, statistical analysis

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5305
Void Gems Collected:	36	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got scientists from the Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science studying how COVID-19 is affecting deaths in 24 freakin’ countries! Like, who knew a virus could have such a wild impact on Minecraft players, right? Join now to see if you can survive the pandemic in the game and become the ultimate survivor! Plus, we got secret potions that can protect you from any virus mobs trying to take you down. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and become a COVID-19 warrior in Minecraft!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

1685, 20, 2764955350, 4200, 6495, 8145, 877, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Enchantments Applied:	159
Potions Brewed:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ores Mined:	2429	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5p.vanilla-box.ru

Hotdog Water

5FwnHSYHex, Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, discord.gg, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, Java 1.21, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, Water, Website

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3539	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats? A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay? A: There are no restrictions, but certain features like random teleport and land claim are not available.

India Funny Accent 1.20.3

1.20.3, accent, Accents, comedy, CONTENT, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, funny, humor, Impressions.., India, indian accent, internet, mimicry, ONLINE, Posts, reading, social media, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Hey bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations and battle it out with other players! It’s like the Hunger Games meets Legos on steroids, dude.

And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.

Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Clear As Day Slavs Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, asian, assimilation, clear, culture, Day, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, eurasian, genetics, heritage, History, Identity, integration, Migration, Minecraft, Modernization, multicultural, Origins, slavs, smp, society, Traditional

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious SMP you’ll ever join!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyHouseFlipper

AITAH, buying house, communication breakdown, CraftyHouseFlipper, family drama, financial situation, Girlfriend, homeowners insurance, investment risk, lease agreements, market prices, market rent, mortgage struggles, neighborhood changes, profit sharing, retirement nest egg, saving money, selling house, Son, trust issues

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4258	Villages Defended:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magic Items Found:	1691	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?

YemenCraft Server: US Strikes Houthi HQ

airstrike, civilian casualties, Conflict, foreign policy, global news, Houthi, Houthi military facilities, Houthi rebels, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, political tensions, Report, Sana’a, Saudi Arabia, Server, strikes, united states, us military, US strikes, War, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Potions Brewed:	33
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in yemen’s sana’a, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, BOOM! the US comes in and starts strikin houthi military faciltiies like it’s nobodies business. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, you can join in on all the action and chaos! blow stuff up, build crazy bases, and maybe even start your own war (just kidding, please don’t do that). so come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next minecraft warlord of yemen’s sana’a!

Players:	96/700	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Crops Grown:	2101	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1