join dis epic minecraft server where we have a burner for every player!!! no more fighting over who gets to cook their porkchops first, cuz we got u covered with individual burners for everyone!!!
we also have a secret underground lava pit where u can sacrifice ur enemies for good luck in battle. trust us, it works every time.
if u join our server, u will also get a pet chicken that lays diamond eggs. yep, u heard that right. DIAMOND EGGS.
and if u ever get lost in the wilderness, just type /summon helicopter and a helicopter will appear to take u back to safety. no more getting lost and crying for help in the chat.
so come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft adventure of ur life!!! trust us, u won’t regret it.
