StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	37
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Potions Brewed:	163
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Void Gems Collected:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magic Items Found:	6437
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Star Shards Collected:	238	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Star Shards Collected:	151	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mines Excavated:	3975	Enchantments Applied:	124
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mines Excavated:	1470	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	252	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2510
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	New Chunks Explored:	19253
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	243
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	3969
Love Letters Sent:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?