StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mines Excavated:	1159
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Votes:	472	Dragon Eggs Found:	504
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2202	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1010	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Ores Mined:	9397	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	102551	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Potions Brewed:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mines Excavated:	2055
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Star Shards Collected:	180	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	18

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	1303	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	503	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mines Excavated:	2414
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Enchantments Applied:	239	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	94/100	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6642	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Towns Built:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2