Stormy Lagoon: Where Minecraft players are more mature than your grandparents on Facebook

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on Minecraft versions 1.20.4-1.21.
When was the server established?	The server was established on January 4th, 2020.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is disabled by default, but can be enabled for consensual PvP.
How can I obtain ranks and perks?	All ranks and Pearlshop perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay, with no pay-to-win elements.

SpaceWarfareCraft

arms race, Cold War tensions, defense policy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military strategy, missile defence shield, missile defense system, missile technology, national defense, nuclear weapons, Politics, russia, space militarization, Space warfare, SpaceWarfareCraft, trump, US

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got creeper battles that make world war III look like a tea party. our players are like, the Avengers of Minecraft, taking on evil mobs and building epic bases that would make even the Eiffel Tower jealous.

join us if you want to be part of a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. we have mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado, and events that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that creeper that just blew up your house.

plus, we have the best mods in the galaxy. seriously, these mods are so cool, they make Elon Musk jealous. so come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. FREE PIZZA. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Kick and Kill: EBC-46 HIV Cure

antiretroviral therapy, cure, dormant virus cells, EBC-46, EBC46, FDA-approved drug, HIV, HIV cure, HIV eradication, HIV immunotherapy, HIV medication, HIV research, HIV therapy, HIV treatment, HIV treatment options, HIV virus, immune system, immunotherapy, kick, kick and kill, kill, medical breakthrough, virus elimination, virus reactivation

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Emeralds Found:	7129
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA SECRET FDA-APPROVED DRUG CALLED EBC-46 DAT CAN KICK AND KILL ALL DA VIRUSES IN DA GAME! U CAN REACTIVATE DEM DORMANT VIRUS CELLS AND TARGET DEM WITH IMMUNOTHERAPY! BE DA HERO OF DA SERVER AND SAVE EVERYONE FROM DA VIRUS APOCALYPSE! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND LET’S KICK SOME VIRUS BUTT TOGETHER! #VIRUSFREE #DIAMONDSANDUNICORNS

Frosty Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, BROMANCE, frosty, frot friday, frotting, get in here bois, male affection, male bonding, male camaraderie, male closeness, male companionship, male connection, male empowerment, male friendship, male intimacy, male love, male solidarity, male support, male togetherness, male unity, platonic relationships, Realm

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9533

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, on this server, we have the craziest frot Friday events you’ve ever seen! Imagine building a giant frot tower with your buddies, it’s gonna be epic! Plus, there are secret frot caves to explore and frot treasure to find. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this frot-tastic experience! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some frot-filled fun!

GenderBender69 – Minecraft SMP

Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first time sex, gender differences, GenderBender69, growth, Intimacy, learning, Minecraft, misconceptions, physical sensations, Pleasure, relationships, sexual behavior, sexual expectations, smp, Stereotypes, Surprises, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! Like, when I first joined, I was greeted by a talking chicken who told me I had to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a carrot. And then, get this, I found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️

BlockyWisdom: Digging for Diamonds in Life

advice, Best advice, BlockyWisdom, deep advice, diamonds, Digging, guidance, impactful advice, important advice, inspiration, Life, life advice, life lessons, life-changing advice, meaningful advice, Mentorship, motivation, personal growth, powerful advice, profound advice, self improvement, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll receive the most life-changing advice you’ve ever heard – “Always bring a diamond sword to a creeper fight!” Our server is filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond pickaxe). So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, build a castle made entirely of TNT, and befriend a group of friendly Endermen who just want to dance? Trust us, this server will change your Minecraft game forever!

BlockWars Minecraft Server

alliances, Battleground, blockwars, China, Competition, Diplomacy, economic interests, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, influence, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, Partnership, Politics, power struggle, russia, Server, Superpowers, Trade, trump, united states

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5322	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is battling china and russia in latin america!!! watch as they fight it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, all while building epic bases and conquering new territories. join trump’s army or team up with china and russia to take down the orange man once and for all. with custom plugins and crazy events, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see who will come out on top in this epic battle for supremacy!

NukeProofHQ – Safeguarding Leaders in Style

Bunker, China, command centre, construction, Defense, defense system, emergency, facility, Government, Infrastructure, LARGEST, Leaders, Military, military technology, nuclear war, NukeProofHQ, Protection, safeguarding, Safety, SECURITY, Strategic, Style, world

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	370796
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

so like, u know how china is all like, “we need to protect our leaders in case of, like, a nuclear war or something”? well, they’re building this HUUUGE military command centre to do just that. it’s gonna be like, the biggest one in the whole world, bro.

and guess what? u can totally join our minecraft server and help build it! like, imagine being part of this epic project, dude. u can be like, “yeah, i helped build the world’s largest military command centre in minecraft, nbd.”

plus, we have all these crazy challenges and quests that will totally blow your mind. like, one time, we had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on giant chickens. it was insane, bro.

so come join our server and be part of something truly epic. who knows, maybe one day china will be all like, “thank u, minecraft players, for helping us build this awesome command centre. u guys rock!”

MysticNet.works

Banking, bugs, Community, Creative, crossplay, Discord, ender dragon, Factions, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, KitPvP, Minecraft, MysticNet.works, No Lag, Optimized, Server, Skills, smp, Survival, Upgrades

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239

MysticNetworks Server Overview

Features	Description
Crossplay Compatible	Players can join from different platforms.
Respawnable Ender Dragon	Unique feature to respawn the Ender Dragon.
Progressable Skills	Skills that can be improved over time.
Bookbag System	A system for storing and carrying items.
Unique Banking System	A different approach to in-game economics.

IP: MysticNet.works

Other Gamemodes Available:

KitPVP	A player versus player mode with predefined kits.
Creative (Plotworld)	A creative mode with designated plot areas.
SMP (Survival)	Traditional survival gameplay.

Server maintained and optimized for the best player experience.

FAQs

Q: Is the server Pay-to-Win?

A: No, the server does not offer any pay-to-win features.

Q: Are there overpowered items in the game?

A: No, the server does not have any overpowered items.

Q: Is the server lag-free?

A: Yes, the server is super optimized with no lag.

Q: How can I contact the server owner?

A: You can reach out to Sell_ox on Discord for any questions or feedback.

Tree Quest’s End 1.20.3

1.20.3, completed task, dump the server, finished task, finished the tree, hololive, hololive en, hololive updates, long tail tags, Quests, server dump, server dump link, server issues, server maintenance, server problems, Server Status, Status, tag list, Tree, tree completion, x-com

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! I’m talking about a place where trees finish themselves, man. Can you even imagine the level of laziness you can achieve on this server? It’s like having your own personal tree finishing assistant, but in Minecraft form. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just think about all the other crazy shiz that goes down on this server. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster of wackiness and wonder. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

TextbookTrolls Minecraft Server

A, aita, anxious waiting, Assignment, Bachelor of Laws, Borrow, Credits, Final exam, Friend, maritime law, Midterm exam, Minecraft, open book, passing grade, Results, retake, Risk, Server, textbook, TextbookTrolls, Upset

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	667707
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing textbooks can make or break your grade! Just like in the epic tale of the Bachelor of Laws students, you never know what crazy adventures await you here.

Join us for open-book exams, where the stakes are high and the grades are even higher. Will you be the one to ace the exam without the book, or will you risk it all for that sweet A grade?

Who needs a bookstore when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Make sure to bring your textbooks (or borrow them from a friend) and see if you have what it takes to pass with flying colors.

Don’t be like our friend who had to retake the course – join our server and show off your legal knowledge in a way that only Minecraft can provide. The only thing you’ll need to worry about here is whether you’ll pass the lava parkour or get lost in the maze of legal jargon.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of maritime law exams like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the path to becoming the next legal Minecraft master!

CraftyCoupleGifts

aita, appreciation, birthday gift, Boundaries, Boyfriend, call of duty, christmas gift, Communication, controller, CraftyCoupleGifts, ENTITLEMENT, finances, Gaming, gaming habits, Gratitude, laptop, PC, relationship, shared ownership, sims 4, Xbox

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any boyfriend drama!

Join our server and escape the clutches of a controlling boyfriend who thinks he owns the PC he bought for you. On our server, YOU are the master of your own gaming destiny. No more fighting over playtime or being guilt-tripped into paying for something that was supposed to be a gift.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with anyone playing Call of Duty with an Xbox controller on a PC just because “the graphics are too bad.” We promise only the best gaming experiences and no shady tactics to keep you off the server.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your dream world and let your creativity run wild without any interference. It’s time to game in peace and harmony on our epic Minecraft server!

LessonLearnedMC SMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., hard way, hindsight, learning, LessonLearnedMC, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, wisdom, wish I knew sooner

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Votes:	8974

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this Minecraft SMP and I learned the hard way that you should never trust a llama with your diamonds. Like, I thought he was just a cute little llama, but turns out he was a diamond-stealing mastermind.

But seriously, you gotta join this SMP because we have the craziest adventures. Like one time, we all decided to build a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava. It was insane, but so much fun.

And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, I filled my friend’s house with chickens and he didn’t know what to do. It was clucking hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna have a wild time and learn some life lessons the hard way, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have the best community ever. Like, we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos, but we have each other’s backs no matter what. So come join us and let’s make some memories together!

Creeper’s Confessions

awkward encounters, awkward situations, Confessions, CREEPERS, cringe-worthy moments, embarrassing anecdotes, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing fails, embarrassing faux pas, embarrassing gaffes, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situations., embarrassing slip-ups, embarrassing stories, funny stories, humiliating incidents, mortifying experiences, public embarrassment, public humiliation, social mishaps

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of embarrassing moments in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and never worry about tripping in front of your crush or accidentally farting in a silent room ever again. Our server is like a virtual bubble of perfection where you can be as clumsy as you want without any consequences. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all players who join. So come on over and leave your embarrassing moments behind!

AsylumCraft: Far-Right Fiasco!

afd, Asylum, AsylumCraft, controversy, debate, european union, extremism, far right, far-right party, FarRight, Fiasco, German parliament, germany, Government, immigration, legislation, nationalism, opposition, policy, Politics, Refugees, right wing, Vote

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Farms Harvested:	950
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3980
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

so, like, u know how german parliament is all serious and stuff, right? well, on this minecraft server, we got a bunch of far-right AfD’s causing chaos and winning asylum votes left and right! it’s like a political drama but with creepers and zombies instead of boring politicians. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness of our german parliament-themed server! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Rainbow Ram Ranch

Animal Behavior, Behavior, domestic rams, evolutionary biology, genetic factors, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetics, hereditary traits, heritability, heterosexual males, Homosexuality, homosexuality research, macaques, mating behavior, mating success, nature vs nurture, RAINBOW, RAM, Ranch, same-sex behavior, sexual orientation, sexual orientations

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the sheep are like, super gay rams. Like, they’re just prancing around, flirting with each other and having fabulous rainbow parties. And then there’s these macaques swinging from tree to tree, also being all lovey-dovey with each other. It’s like a Pride parade every day on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Scientists say that being gay could actually make you better at getting a mate if you’re a straight dude. So, like, join this server and become a master at flirting and finding love in Minecraft! Who knew being gay in Minecraft could be so beneficial, right?

Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally fabulous Minecraft server where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Let your rainbow flag fly high and build your own love nest in this virtual world. Trust us, you won’t find a more colorful and loving community anywhere else!

Players:	95/300	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Items Found:	4412	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

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