Stormy Lagoon: Where Minecraft players are more mature than your grandparents on Facebook

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on Minecraft versions 1.20.4-1.21.
When was the server established?	The server was established on January 4th, 2020.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is disabled by default, but can be enabled for consensual PvP.
How can I obtain ranks and perks?	All ranks and Pearlshop perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay, with no pay-to-win elements.

BelieveInUnicraft!

ancient civilizations, Astral Projection, belief in aliens, BelieveInUnicraft, bigfoot sightings, Chakras, conspiracy theories, Cryptids, Energy healing, Extraterrestrial contact, government cover-ups, law of attraction, parallel universes, past life regression, psychic abilities, Reincarnation, Remote viewing, telekinesis, the Mandela Effect, the power of manifestation, time travel

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give out free hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in your virtual life! Build your dream castle on top of a giant floating turtle, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a heart of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world!

CanalCraft: No Negotiations, Just Blocks

agreements, blocks, canal, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Infrastructure, international relations, Négotiation, negotiations, panama, panama canal, Politics, president, rubio, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial rights, Trade, united states, Visit

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

so like, imagine this, right? we got this super epic Minecraft server, like, it’s so lit you won’t believe it. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and cows that can do the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.

So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.

What is the IP for Phoenix SC Minecraft Server?

blocks, can, command, Datapack, know, Minecraft, mod, Phnixhamsta, phoenix, Redstone, sc, see, Server, tags, these, tutorial, Vanilla, you

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7090	Votes:	8328
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.

Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

#unwell, 1.20.4, Bond, care, concern, discomfort, emotional, Empathy, family, Feeling unwell, health, love, not feeling good, relationship, Siblings, Sickness, Sisterhood, sisters, Support, vivid, VT, wellbeing

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Holy Grails Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	2190	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Emeralds Found:	5543	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7554	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2811	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Chimeras Created:	3

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	25
Void Gems Collected:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2775	Buildings Constructed:	38
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	5193	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4694	Void Armor Forged:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8084	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

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