Stormy Lagoon: Where Minecraft players are more mature than your grandparents on Facebook

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on Minecraft versions 1.20.4-1.21.
When was the server established?	The server was established on January 4th, 2020.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is disabled by default, but can be enabled for consensual PvP.
How can I obtain ranks and perks?	All ranks and Pearlshop perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay, with no pay-to-win elements.

HatePretendingMinecraftSMP

disliking secretly, enjoyment, facade, fake enthusiasm, faking happiness, false enjoyment, forced smiles, hate, HatePretendingMinecraftSMP, hiding true emotions, hiding true feelings, keeping up appearances, masking true emotions, peer pressure, pretending, pretending to be happy, pretending to like, Pretending to love, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Lol, like omg have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and laugh your butt off. Like, the admins are so cool, they once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone said they liked fries. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one’s looking.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!

Block Party: Where Pixels Come to Play

BLOCK, Deep quotes, impactful conversations, impactful quotes, influential phrases, influential words, Inspirational Sayings, inspirational sentences, life changing, life lessons, life-altering quotes, meaningful phrases, memorable lines, motivational quotes, motivational words, Party, personal growth, pixels, Play, powerful messages, profound impact, significant impact, thought-provoking sentences, transformative quotes

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Love Letters Sent:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, battle evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes, and ride on the backs of majestic rainbow unicorns. Join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

SurvivorCraft Minecraft Server

battle, Bravery, Conflict, courage, Days, front lines, heroism, HORRIFYING, Military, Minecraft, perseverance, resilience, Server, Soldier, strength, Survival, Survives, SurvivorCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War, warzone

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive longer than this ukrainian soldier on the front lines!! we got crazy battles, insane mobs, and secret treasure hidden all over the map. one time, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!! no joke, it was lit. literally. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone you’re tougher than a ukrainian soldier!

CraftyMuskMania

Campaign, Candidate, controversy, CraftyMuskMania, criticism, current events, debate, election, far right, German, Musk, opposition, Polish, Politics, presidential candidate, public statement, Rally, remarks, right wing, rival, Silence

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	129	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, totally obsessed with Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies? It’s like, the most random thing ever, but also kinda hilarious.

Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.

And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.

Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.

Black Russia RP server Russian need Helpers server minecraft

ADMIN, Black, Cities, city, Helpers, Minecraft, Need, PvP, rp, russia, Russian, Server, Shops, weapons

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mines Excavated:	3130	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2466	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in

blackrussiaonline.aternos.me:42640

Mystic Quest Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, actions, Analysis, Behavior, Character, Conflict, Development, dialogue, dick, dislike, growth, motivation, mystic, pacing, Plot, Protagonist, Quest, Realms, reason, Redemption, resolution, Storyline, Theme, Writing

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	7735
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! The only reason not to join is if you’re a total dick, like the protagonist in a bad movie. But who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with a bunch of awesome players? Trust me, this server is lit AF and you’ll regret it if you don’t join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s have some fun!

FridgeGrief Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, fridge etiquette, FridgeGrief, household chores, messy fridge, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal fridge, personal space, refusing to clean the fridge, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate responsibilities, roommates, Server, shared fridge, slob roommate, sticky mess

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the importance of cleanliness, unlike John and his sticky fridge situation! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life roommates and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own fridge without worrying about spills.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.

Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

CraftyCoupleRenoWars

Communication, compromise, CraftyCoupleRenoWars, Decision making, design preferences, financial contributions, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, home improvement, Home ownership, House Renovation, interior decorating, kitchen design, living arrangements, open plan living room, Partnership, personal space, property ownership, relationship dynamics, renovation decisions, shared living spaces

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Potions Brewed:	152
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can have full control and make all the decisions? Look no further! Join our server where you can renovate your virtual house however you want without any compromises!

Imagine a world where you can expand your living room into the kitchen without anyone telling you otherwise. Build the house of your dreams without any pesky disagreements from your virtual girlfriend!

On our server, you are the king of your castle (literally, because you own the whole place). So come join us and show off your interior design skills without anyone questioning your choices. Who needs compromise when you can have it all in Minecraft?

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, insincerity, lack of accountability, lack of authenticity, lack of empathy, lack of gratitude, lack of humility, lack of integrity, laziness, lose respect, Manipulation, poor communication, RespectLostInMinecraftSMP, rudeness, Selfishness, untrustworthiness

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! Like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time, bro. We got like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant statue of a potato holding a diamond sword. And the mobs, oh man, they’re like, super smart and will build their own little villages and stuff. It’s wild, bro.

But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

MineCraftLove

Affection, anniversary surprise, candlelit dinner, Caring, chocolates, Flowers, Heartfelt, love, love letter, Meaningful, memorable, MinecraftLove, relationship, romantic dinner, romantic gesture, romantic getaway, romantic picnic, Special, Surprise, SWEET, thoughtful

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Crops Grown:	2438	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a romantic date night in Minecraft form! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a player swoops in on a flying pig, serenading you with a love ballad while showering you with gifts. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more romantic than a candlelit dinner in the Nether, join us now!

CraftySyrianGov Minecraft Server

armed rebellion, civil war, Conflict Resolution, CraftySyrianGov, Democracy, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusive government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new leader, opposition forces, peace negotiations, political stability, political transition, power sharing, rebel leader, regime change, Server, Syria, Syrian conflict, transitional government, war-torn country

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Towns Built:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Yo, so like, this server is run by the new rebel leader of Syria. He’s all about inclusivity and forming a government that’s lit AF. Join this server if you wanna be part of a revolution in Minecraft land. We got crazy builds, epic battles, and secret tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with diamonds. Plus, our community is full of rebels just like you, ready to take on any challenge that comes our way. So come join us and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

SpaceWarfareCraft

arms race, Cold War tensions, defense policy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military strategy, missile defence shield, missile defense system, missile technology, national defense, nuclear weapons, Politics, russia, space militarization, Space warfare, SpaceWarfareCraft, trump, US

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magic Items Found:	5119	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crops Grown:	1064

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got creeper battles that make world war III look like a tea party. our players are like, the Avengers of Minecraft, taking on evil mobs and building epic bases that would make even the Eiffel Tower jealous.

join us if you want to be part of a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. we have mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado, and events that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that creeper that just blew up your house.

plus, we have the best mods in the galaxy. seriously, these mods are so cool, they make Elon Musk jealous. so come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. FREE PIZZA. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Kick and Kill: EBC-46 HIV Cure

antiretroviral therapy, cure, dormant virus cells, EBC-46, EBC46, FDA-approved drug, HIV, HIV cure, HIV eradication, HIV immunotherapy, HIV medication, HIV research, HIV therapy, HIV treatment, HIV treatment options, HIV virus, immune system, immunotherapy, kick, kick and kill, kill, medical breakthrough, virus elimination, virus reactivation

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Farms Harvested:	447	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Villages Defended:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA SECRET FDA-APPROVED DRUG CALLED EBC-46 DAT CAN KICK AND KILL ALL DA VIRUSES IN DA GAME! U CAN REACTIVATE DEM DORMANT VIRUS CELLS AND TARGET DEM WITH IMMUNOTHERAPY! BE DA HERO OF DA SERVER AND SAVE EVERYONE FROM DA VIRUS APOCALYPSE! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND LET’S KICK SOME VIRUS BUTT TOGETHER! #VIRUSFREE #DIAMONDSANDUNICORNS

Frosty Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, BROMANCE, frosty, frot friday, frotting, get in here bois, male affection, male bonding, male camaraderie, male closeness, male companionship, male connection, male empowerment, male friendship, male intimacy, male love, male solidarity, male support, male togetherness, male unity, platonic relationships, Realm

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	New Chunks Explored:	359799
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Farms Harvested:	188
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, on this server, we have the craziest frot Friday events you’ve ever seen! Imagine building a giant frot tower with your buddies, it’s gonna be epic! Plus, there are secret frot caves to explore and frot treasure to find. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this frot-tastic experience! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some frot-filled fun!

GenderBender69 – Minecraft SMP

Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first time sex, gender differences, GenderBender69, growth, Intimacy, learning, Minecraft, misconceptions, physical sensations, Pleasure, relationships, sexual behavior, sexual expectations, smp, Stereotypes, Surprises, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Potions Brewed:	195	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! Like, when I first joined, I was greeted by a talking chicken who told me I had to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a carrot. And then, get this, I found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️

Players:	95/700	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	382833
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

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