Stormy Lagoon: The Only Place Where Creepers Wear Bikinis!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4372
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81

New Minecraft Servers

Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)

Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm

Discord Username: Duvahl

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

🚫 Chat Report Disabled: Enjoy hassle-free communication.
📘 Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
👥 Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all ranks through voting.
🔄 Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
🎨 Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
💰 Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace.
🏹 Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
🏡 Advanced Land Claiming: Take control with custom flags.
⭐ Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
🌈 Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today! 🌟

FAQs

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the IP “play.stormylagoon.com” on Java or Bedrock versions.

2. Can I use custom items on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom items inspired by our players for added gameplay variety.

3. How can I earn ranks on the server?

All ranks can be obtained through voting, ensuring a fair and balanced experience for all players.

4. Is there support for both Java and Bedrock players?

Yes, the server offers crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to play together.

5. Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, fair rules are in place to ensure a worry and lag-free experience for everyone on the server.

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	805275	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7443	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9549	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dimension Hops:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Votes:	8998	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Ores Mined:	1369	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	5080	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Towns Built:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Crops Grown:	5317	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	43	Dimension Hops:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!