Stormy Lagoon

commands, Community, crossplay, Details, Discord, Economy, Features, Ip:, lagoon, Minecraft, PORT, Protection, rules, Server, Sets Apart, smp, Staff, Stormy, tiktok, Tools, username, Version

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Server Overview:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)

Contact Info:

Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm

Discord Username: Duvahl

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP play.stormylagoon.com for Java edition or with the Bedrock Port 25566 for Bedrock edition.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay, ensuring a fair playing field for all players.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is disabled by default, but it is optional for players who wish to engage in consensual PvP.

Q: How can I get support on the server?

A: Our mature and supportive staff are always ready to assist you. You can also find guidance on all server features in our organized Discord channels.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Avatar, Character, Community, fag, Gaming, Identity, introduction, Media, mystic, name.., new, Newcomer, ONLINE, Patron, poopee, profile, Quest, Realm, Roleplay, roopee, Social, subscribe, virtual

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9049
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and the creepers here are so chill they’ll give you a high five before exploding.

Join us on this server and you’ll be living the high life, building mansions out of solid gold blocks and riding pigs through the Nether like it’s no big deal. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of leather pants on a skeleton, so you’ll never feel alone in this pixelated paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting? Poopee for life, baby!

MommaSaidNoDressSoYes

Asian culture, back tattoos, conservative attire, corset style, Cultural differences, custom designed dress, disrespectful comments, family expectations, family pressure, mean comments, MommaSaidNoDressSoYes, personal expression, scar on chest, sleeveless dress, strapless dress, tattoos, traditional values, wedding day, wedding dress, wedding reception

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rebellious as you are? Look no further! Join our server where showing off your tattoos is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Imagine a world where doctors and their families gather to admire your ink while battling creepers and building epic structures. Our server is the perfect place to let your freak flag fly, even if your parents and in-laws are watching!

Don’t let anyone shame you for being true to yourself. Wear that custom dress proudly, show off those tattoos, and let your inner rebel shine on our server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will be impressed by your ink! Join now and let the fun begin!

TearJerkerTunesMC

TearjerkerTunesMC

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you tearing up with laughter instead! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (but in a good way, we promise). So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of fun in Minecraft? Join now and get ready to laugh your blocks off!

Bolsonaro’s Poison PlotCraft

10. South America, 11. government, 12. conspiracy, 13. impeachment, 14. Latin America, 15. far-right, 16. extremism, 17. authoritarianism, 18. crisis, 19. investigation, 2. Bolsonaro, 20. justice., 3. coup attempt, 4. poison plot, 5. successor, 6. alleged, 7. charged, 8. political scandal, 9. corruption, Bolsonaros, Brazil, PlotCraft, Poison

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	229
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where even the president of brazil is plotting to poison his successor like a villain in a bad movie. come build your own world where the only plots involve building epic castles and battling creepers. who needs political drama when you can have virtual adventures with your friends? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential coup attempts. join now before things get even crazier out there!

Torrent Network

armor sets, Balanced Economy, bedrock, boss fights, Community, Duels, Dungeons, Economy, hermitcraft, History, Lore, Network, offline servers, Plot, PvP, Quests, Revamp, Server resets, torrent, Unique abilities, weapons, Xbox

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ores Mined:	1214
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Torrent SMP
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Website	https://www.torrentsmp.com
Version
Server IP	torrentsmp.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What are the different game modes available on Torrent SMP?

A: The server offers Survival, Lifesteal, and Creative Free Build modes.

Q: Can I participate in epic boss fights and dungeons on the server?

A: Yes, you can explore unique worlds with epic boss fights and dungeons as part of the questing system.

Q: How can I join the server community?

A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/torrent and visit the website at https://www.torrentsmp.com

Q: Is there a live map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the live map at https://map.torrentsmp.com

Q: Are there any specific requirements to play on Torrent SMP?

A: The server is available on versions 1.7.2 to 1.21.4 Java and the latest versions of Bedrock on any device. You can also add on Xbox at PlayTorrent and connect through Bedrock Port 19132.

Coffee Crafters 1.20.4

1.20.4, aroma, aroma therapy, Breakfast, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, Comforting, Cooking, Crafters, Home decor, kitchen, morning routine, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, period kitchen, Retro, sensory experience, smell, Traditional, vintage, Wake Up

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Yo, bro, imagine this: a Minecraft server where the kitchen is straight out of the medieval times! Like, you can cook up some digital feasts while dodging creepers and zombies! It’s like Iron Chef meets The Walking Dead, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there are secret passages hidden behind the pantry shelves! You can sneak around and surprise your friends while they’re cooking up some pork chops. It’s like a real-life game of Clue, but with more explosions and less murder.

Plus, the kitchen is haunted by the ghost of a chef who only knows how to make pixelated spaghetti. It’s like having a spooky roommate who’s always trying to feed you carbs. So if you’re into cooking, exploring, and dealing with supernatural beings, then this server is the place for you! Just watch out for the flying pots and pans, they have a mind of their own.

FamilyEvent FOMO Minecraft Server

blended family, exclusion, family betrayal, family bond, Family dance, family decision, family dynamics, family event, family inclusion, family loyalty, family member, family relationships, Family Support, family unit, family unity, Family Values, FamilyEvent, FOMO, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server, stepmom, uninvited

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can feel like part of the family? Well, look no further! Our server is like a big, happy family…except without the drama of excluding step-moms from family events!

Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and virtual family bonding time. Plus, we promise not to let the kids kick you out of the family dance – because here, everyone is welcome! So come on over and join the fun, where you’ll never feel like an optional add-on or a family friend. You’re part of the crew now, baby!

ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft

affair partner, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, emotions, ex-wife drama, ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft, family dynamics, haircuts, overreacting, parenting roles, relationships, step-parenting, stepdad, stepfamily, stepmom, stepson’s feelings, stepson’s haircut, trust issues

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where step-parenting drama unfolds like a reality TV show. Picture this: a stepmom, a cheating ex-wife, and a haircut gone wrong. Who needs Netflix when you have our server?

Witness the epic battle over who gets to cut a child’s hair – it’s a showdown you won’t want to miss. Will the stepmom prevail or will the cheating ex-wife and her affair partner have the final say?

Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have step-parenting drama to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

FetishCraft: Blocky Bedrock Bizarre

bedrock, BIZARRE, bizarre fetishes, blocky, current partner, fetish discovery, fetish discussion, fetish experiences, fetish exploration, fetish revelations, fetish secrets, fetish sharing, fetish stories, fetish surprises, FetishCraft, kink discovery, kink exploration, partner fetish, past partner, sexual preferences, strange fetish, unique fetishes, unusual fetish, weird fetish

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and even crazier players.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of Minecraft enthusiasts you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the weirdest fetishes of our players. You won’t believe some of the things we’ve discovered! Join us if you dare to uncover the truth about your fellow Minecrafters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

CoupCraft2022

2022 election, Accountability, Attempting a Coup, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilian politics, charges, constitutional crisis, Corruption, CoupCraft2022, Democracy, election results, Government, Impeachment, legal action, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, power struggle, president, Rule of Law, south america

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	77
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we charge bolsonaro with attempting a coup after he lost the 2022 election. we got crazy battles and epic quests to take down the evil dictator. join us and be a hero in this wild virtual world. plus, we got free virtual tacos for all new players cuz why not? let’s overthrow some corrupt leaders and have a blast doing it. u in?

Looped Minds: Dual BCI Fun

Artificial Intelligence, BCI, brain research, brain science, brain-computer interface, Breakthrough, Chinese researchers, collaboration, cutting-edge technology, DUAL, dual-loop, Fun, human-machine mutual learning, innovation, Looped, machine learning, medical technology, Minds.., neuroengineering, neuroscience, neurotechnology, non-invasive BCI system, research, scientific advancement, Technology

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	511
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40

so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can like, use your brain to control everything! like, chinese researchers made this mind-blowing ‘dual-loop’ thingy that lets you control stuff in the game just by thinking about it! it’s like telekinesis but in minecraft, bro!

you can like, make friends with the mobs and teach them to do your bidding, or build epic structures just by using your mind power! it’s like being a wizard but in blocky pixel land!

join this server and unlock the true potential of your brain, become a master of the minecraft universe with the power of your thoughts! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s on the cutting edge of technology and stuff? it’s like living in the future, but in minecraft form! so come on, join us and let’s make some mind-blowing memories together!

Mystic Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Accompaniment, Cardamom, Chattini, chili peppers, condiment, Cooking, Coriander, cumin, flavor enhancer, Flavorful, foodie, fusion cuisine, garlic, Ginger, Haven, homemade, Indian Cuisine, mystic, recipe, spicy sauce, tangy, Versatile

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ores Mined:	2277	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic dance parties every Friday night. Get ready to bust a move with your blocky buddies and show off your best creeper impression.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the other side, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, college campus, CraftyRoomie, creepy behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, invasion of privacy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal space, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate relationships, Server, setting boundaries, sexual harassment, student housing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8248
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy roommates and live in a world where boundaries actually exist!

Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.

We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.

So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!

Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!