Stormy Lagoon!

Artmap, competitive gameplay, crossplay, Custom Features, Custom Items, Custom Tags, Discord, Economy, Grief Protection, Inclusive Community, java bedrock, lagoon, Land claiming, marketplace, Mature Community, MCMMO, player-driven economy, PvE, smp, Stormy, Survival, tiktok

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join our vibrant community and set sail on your survival journey today. Stormy Lagoon offers a refreshing twist on survival gameplay, running on Minecraft versions 1.20.4. Established over four years ago, our server has been a beacon of camaraderie since January 4th, 2022. Immerse yourself in our welcoming environment and enjoy an array of unique features, including custom items inspired by our players. Delve into our player-driven economy, explore bustling marketplaces, and unearth hidden treasures scattered across the map. Gain an edge with our incorporation of mcMMO, offering a captivating long-term gameplay experience, complemented by our exclusive Stormy Tools for endless enjoyment.

Server Details:

Server IP: play.stormylagoon.com

Bedrock Port: 25566 (No port needed for Java)

Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm

Discord Username: Duvahl

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

🚫 Chat Report Disabled: Enjoy hassle-free communication.

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.

🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.

⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.

👥 Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.

🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all ranks through voting.

🔄 Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!

🎨 Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.

💰 Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace.

🏹 Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.

🏡 Advanced Land Claiming: Take control with custom flags.

⭐ Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!

🌈 Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today! 🌟

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7079
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5017
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7935
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Void Armor Forged:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Buildings Constructed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Towns Built:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
New Chunks Explored:	272459	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1265
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!