Stormy Lagoon!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Farms Harvested:	884
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join our vibrant community and set sail on your survival journey today. Stormy Lagoon offers a refreshing twist on survival gameplay, running on Minecraft versions 1.20.4. Established over four years ago, our server has been a beacon of camaraderie since January 4th, 2022. Immerse yourself in our welcoming environment and enjoy an array of unique features, including custom items inspired by our players. Delve into our player-driven economy, explore bustling marketplaces, and unearth hidden treasures scattered across the map. Gain an edge with our incorporation of mcMMO, offering a captivating long-term gameplay experience, complemented by our exclusive Stormy Tools for endless enjoyment.

Server Details:

Server IP: play.stormylagoon.com

Bedrock Port: 25566 (No port needed for Java)

Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm

Discord Username: Duvahl

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

🚫 Chat Report Disabled: Enjoy hassle-free communication.

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.

🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.

⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.

👥 Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.

🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all ranks through voting.

🔄 Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!

🎨 Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.

💰 Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace.

🏹 Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.

🏡 Advanced Land Claiming: Take control with custom flags.

⭐ Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!

🌈 Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today! 🌟

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6654
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5190	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5620
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Votes:	4785
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5426

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Void Gems Collected:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	387	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Votes:	3710	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	58	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3083
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!