Storm Prison | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoClueCraft

AITA snapping at SO questions attic 3am jumpy ladder roof cat cops neighbors stressful situation understanding feelings cooperative asshole moods mystery hypothetical spiderman, NoClueCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	114	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Divine Spears Created:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of dealing with mysterious noises in the middle of the night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life drama of attic intruders and rooftop runners! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without any unwanted surprises. No need to shine a torch on the roof or wake up the neighbors – just log on and start crafting your way to happiness. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who won’t call you an asshole for not knowing who was on the roof. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only mystery is how to build the coolest castle!

SuckerForHerBlocks

attraction, characteristics, DATING, desire, emotional connection, infatuation, Irresistible, long term partner, love, Men, personality traits, physical features, Preferences, Qualities, reddit, relationships, Romantic, SuckerForHerBlocks, turn-ons, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Attention all Minecraft players, are you ready to join the most epic and hilarious server in the blocky world? We have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Do you love a woman who can build a mean redstone contraption? Well, on our server, all the ladies are redstone wizards who can make your jaw drop with their intricate creations.

Are you a sucker for a woman with a killer sense of humor? Look no further, because our female players will have you rolling on the floor laughing with their hilarious jokes and pranks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of mermaid players who can swim faster than you can say “diamonds”. Join them in their underwater adventures and discover hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GenderBan Minecraft Server

“Youth, argentina, Bans, controversy, discrimination, gender affirming care, GenderBan, Government, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, legislation, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Medical, Minecraft, Minors, policy, president, Server, Social Issues, south america, Transgender, under 18

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5616	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have banned all gender-affirming care for players under 18 because we believe in equal mining rights for everyone! you’ll have to prove your worth by mining diamonds with your bare hands while riding a llama through a lava pit. but don’t worry, our resident llama whisperer will guide you through the treacherous journey with their expert knowledge of llama psychology. join now for a chance to become the ultimate diamond miner and llama rider in the land!

CraftyAssassins

ASSASSINATE, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, CraftyAssassins, device, Government, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Netanyahu Trump, Netanyahu Trump device, political assassination, political enemies, political rivals, power play, scandal, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so, like, imagine this: on this epic minecraft server, you can join forces with netanyahu and trump to take down all your political enemies. they give you this super cool device that can like, totally assassinate anyone who gets in your way. it’s like, the ultimate power move, bro. join now and become the most feared player on the server. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re nothing compared to the power of netanyahu and trump’s device. let’s do this, gamers!

Polymer Preggo Cure Craft

advanced treatment, aggressive cancer, cancer cells, cancer treatment, choriocarcinoma, Craft, cure, drug delivery, drug nanocarrier, innovative therapy, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanotechnology, oncology, personalized medicine, polymer, polymersome, preggo, pregnancy-related cancer, protein targeting, Rare cancer, reproductive health, tumor growth, Women’s Health

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	5939
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Runes Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a secret weapon against creepers – DRUG NANOCARRIER POLYMERSOMES. these bad boys target those pesky protein cells responsible for choriocarcinoma, a rare pregnancy-related cancer. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got science on our side! join now and be part of the most lit and scientifically advanced minecraft server out there! #creeperfreezone #polymersomepower

Blossom Legends

Adventure Survival Creative PvP Minigames Skyblock Factions Roleplay Economy Towny Hardcore Pixelmon Prison Vanilla Parkour Mods Bedwars Skywars Capture the Flag UHC, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4053	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mines Excavated:	3905	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to Blossom Legends, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

blossomlegends.com

The Idiots

Allowed, Cross-Play, frowned upon, new, Owners, Problems, Server, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Crops Grown:	2879
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Vanilla survival server stealing is allowed but frowned upon. Server is still new so may be some problems with it please let server owners know if u find any.

46.4.77.122:25594

Unknown SMP [Modded]

citizen, Citizens, currently, Curseforge, Discord, Heroes, Hub, invite, Join, Legacy, Link, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, people, Poke’s Server Hub, Server, smp, SuperHero, unknown, Working

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Superhero Server Overview

Modpack Link	Unknown SMP
Discord	Poke’s Server Hub

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join as a citizen or hero?	You can join by following the Discord link provided and joining the server as either a citizen or hero role.
Are there any restrictions on powers for heroes?	There are guidelines in place to maintain balance and fairness among heroes, please refer to the server rules for more information.
Can I create my own hero character?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own unique hero characters within the server’s theme.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP may be allowed in designated areas or events, please check with server moderators for more information.

Combat Zone Warriors 1.21.2

1.21.2, adversary, Antagonist, battle, Bravery, challenge, Combat, combatant, Conflict, Confrontation, courage, Duel, evil doer, Face me, Fight, Hero, long tail tag, opponent, showdown, Villain, warrior, Warriors, Zone

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Votes:	5763
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a virtual battlefield where you can unleash your inner warrior and fight against evil doers like a freakin’ superhero!

I’m talking epic battles, crazy weapons, and intense PvP action that will have you on the edge of your seat the whole time!

So, if you’re ready to show off your mad skills and take down some baddies, then this is the place for you! Join now and let the games begin!

DadBackup Minecraft Server

business succession, communication skills, cultural norms, DadBackup, emotional manipulation, English Proficiency, family betrayal, family business, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, father-son relationship, father’s legacy, favoritism, gender bias, generational differences, illegitimate son, Minecraft, parental expectations, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, work pressure

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	7022
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and exploring new worlds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you’re the illegitimate son of a wealthy businessman, caught in the middle of a family feud. Your father’s legitimate kids are too busy drinking and skipping English classes to take over the family business, so now it’s up to you to save the day! Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as the rightful heir, or will you let the drama tear your family apart?

With English novels as your trusty sidekicks and a sister who’s a secret English genius, you’ll navigate the ups and downs of family expectations and corporate drama. Will you show your father that you’re more than just a backup plan, or will you rebel against the family legacy and forge your own path?

Join our server for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the courage to stand up to your father and carve out your own destiny. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the blocky adventures begin!

FatherMicDropCraft

Best Friend, Bridesmaid, family drama, father daughter relationship, father of the bride, FatherMicDropCraft, mic cutting, reception speech, religious speech, secular wedding, wedding ceremony, wedding drama, wedding drama fallout, wedding drama resolution, wedding etiquette, wedding fallout, wedding interference, wedding planning, wedding speeches, wedding traditions

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Votes:	4836
Ores Mined:	8014	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like at Sarah’s wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when Sarah’s dad decided to turn her reception into a religious sermon.

Experience the thrill of making split-second decisions, like when our player (31F) took matters into her own hands and cut off the mic to save the day. Will you be a hero like her, or will you stir up even more chaos?

With crazy storylines and outrageous events happening all the time, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama and come out on top!

So, are you ready to jump into the madness and prove that you can handle anything that comes your way? Join our Minecraft server today and let the chaos begin!

CreeperPickupLines

Communication, CreeperPickupLines, disrespectful remarks, disrespecting boundaries, emotional harm, gender discrimination, harmful words, hurtful words, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate language, inappropriate remarks, insensitive remarks, Misogyny, negative impact, offensive comments, offensive language, relationships, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, WOMAN, worst thing to say

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you blockheads out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it that if you mine it, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! But be warned, the block is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are not too happy about intruders.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep. If you manage to tame one, you’ll be granted the power of unlimited wool and the ability to ride it into battle against any foe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Reef Fish Frenzy

#sustainability, Biodiversity, conservation, coral trout, ecosystem, environmental impact, Fish, fishing areas, Frenzy, great barrier reef, habitat, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine ecosystem, marine habitats, marine life, marine reserves, no-take, Protection, reef, Reproduction, sustainable fishing

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Great Barrier Reef of servers, bro! We got so many fish swimming around, you’ll feel like you’re in Finding Nemo or something!

Our marine reserves are off the hook, man! They cover only 30% of the habitat, but they account for like 47% of the coral trout catch! It’s like a fisherman’s paradise up in here! And get this, they contribute 55% of the species’ reproduction! It’s like a fishy love story, dude!

So come on and join our server, where the fish are plentiful and the fun never stops! You’ll be reeling in the good times in no time, my friend! Let’s get swimming! 🐠🎣🌊

RealEarthCraft

Earth, Economy, Minecraft Gaming Survival PVP Sandbox Exploration Adventure Roleplaying Fantasy Building Multiplayer Creative Minigames Skyblock Redstone Mods Java Edition Bedrock Edition Enchanting Farming, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to RealEarthCraft!! A REALISTIC Earth War server!!! Our server is a bit different from the average geopolitical server! Our server has VOICE CHAT, and plenty of unique features!

Our server does not have dynmap or teleportation- we aim to make a more realistic earth war server with more risk/reward!

51.68.155.136

FlemoCraft

Adventures, BUILD, Explore, FlemoCraft, Minecraft, player community, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, worlds

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5493	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7857
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Star Shards Collected:	146	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Join our unique Survival server where exciting adventures are expected by unexplored worlds and opportunities to build, explore and survive together with the player community. On Flemocraft server

mc.flemocraft.info

Players:	92/400	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	110
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10