StopKillingMePlz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBanter: Kicked4Banter

Argument, Blame, BlockyBanter, cleaning, couch surfing, emotional, friendship, Frustration, gas money, groceries, heater, host, kicked out, Kicked4Banter, Lazy, LEAVING, maintenance, Messy, Meta, misplace belongings, pilot light, Routine, starting over

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mines Excavated:	2303	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Crops Grown:	8122	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be blamed for every little thing that goes wrong? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of being accused of messing up someone’s heater pilot light. Our community is drama-free and full of laughs, just like that time when my friend blamed me for his missing socks and I found them in the fridge. Trust me, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re the type to blame others for your own mistakes, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come join the fun and let’s build some blocky masterpieces together!

MindCrafted SMP

creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Hallucinations, Horror, Immersive, messed with your head, mind control, mind games, mind-bending, MindCrafted, PARANOIA, psychological horror, psychological manipulation, psychological thriller, smp, surreal, Twisted, twisted reality, unsettling, video game

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind. So like, this server is so crazy, it’s like if Minecraft and a unicorn had a baby and that baby was raised by a pack of wild llamas. Yeah, it’s that insane.

First off, the spawn point is a giant rainbow made of diamonds and every time you step on it, you get a free puppy. I know, right?! And the best part is, the puppies can talk and they give you quests to go on epic adventures. Like one time, I had to find a magical cheeseburger hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken. It was wild, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the custom mobs? Yeah, we got zombie pandas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into confetti. It’s like a party every time you leave your house.

And the best part is, the admins are super chill and always throwing random events like a dance party in the Nether or a treasure hunt in the End. You never know what’s gonna happen next, but you know it’s gonna be lit.

So if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’ll mess with your head in the best way possible.

CraftyTales: Unbelievable Adventures

Adventures, CraftyTales, credibility, credibility Storytelling, credibility Unbelievable encounters, credibility Unbelievable experiences, credibility Unbelievable situations, incredulity, incredulity Storytelling, incredulity Tall tales, incredulity Unbelievable tales, skepticism, skepticism Tall tales, skepticism Unbelievable accounts, storytelling, storytelling Hard to believe stories, storytelling Unbelievable narratives, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable anecdotes, unbelievable events Unbelievable memories, unbelievable memories Unbelievable incidents, unbelievable situations Unbelievable recollections, unbelievable stories

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5974
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Have you ever tried to convince your friends that you once rode a flying pig in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, talking cows, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons. Trust us, your friends will never believe the epic adventures you’ll have on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start crafting your own unbelievable stories today!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

Cyber Security, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, Government, homeland security, innovation, Minecraft, monitor, national security, Officials, online activity, Posts, risk management, Server, social media, spacex, Surveillance, Technology, tesla, threat assessment, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

so, like, this server is so lit that even uk homeland security officials are all over it. they’re like, constantly monitoring elon musk’s posts to make sure they’re not leaking any top secret info about our server. like, if that’s not a reason to join, i don’t know what is. plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. so like, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

FiberCraft GutBoosters

Altered, Body, Boost, changing, COMPOSITION, diet, digestion, FiberCraft, fibre, good gut bacteria, GutBoosters, health, immune system, INFECTIONS, life-threatening, Microbiome, nutrition, prebiotics, Predict, probiotics, study, wellness

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8719
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we feed your gut bacteria with all the fibre you need to boost your body against infections! our studies have shown that the composition of your gut microbiome can predict how likely you are to die from infections, but fear not! you can alter it by changing your diet on our server!

we have all the craziest foods to feed your gut bacteria, from pixelated broccoli to diamond-encrusted apples! join us and watch as your gut microbiome becomes stronger than ever before, ready to take on any infection that comes your way!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and start feeding those good gut bacteria like never before! your body will thank you, and you’ll be invincible in no time!

Super duper cool server Minecraft server

Account.., Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, Player vs Player, Roleplay, Server, Super Duper Cool Server, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

The owner of the “Super Duper Cool Server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

QubexCraft.aternos.me:42405

Saintcraft

Biomes, Christian, Community, developers, Discord, Economy, Factions, FAITH, Gaming, java, Lands, Nations, Plugins, SaintCraft, Server, smp, study groups, Survival, Terrain, Vanilla, Website, weekly game nights

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Server Name:	SAINTCRAFT CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER
Server Type:	Christian Minecraft Server
Server Features:	Modern, item-based economy Custom commands and recipes Plugins and features made in-house Beautiful, custom terrain generation Player lands, nations, and factions Strong Christian foundation
Java version support:	1.21.3+
Website:	https://saintcraft.us
Discord:	https://discord.gg/GtPAANpBg4

Overview:

Saintcraft is a new and exciting free-to-play Christian Minecraft server; the place to go for a faith-filled Minecraft experience. With a dedicated staff and a strong international Christian community, Saintcraft offers a unique vanilla survival experience with custom commands and plugins developed in-house. Join today to find your place in this growing community!

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can non-Christians join the server?

A: Yes, people from all walks of life are welcome to join Saintcraft and experience our community.

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining the server?

A: Users aged 13 and older are encouraged to join our Discord community, where we host weekly game nights and faith study groups.

Q: What makes Saintcraft different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Saintcraft offers a strong Christian foundation, a unique item-based economy, custom plugins, and a supportive community that sets it apart from other servers.

Q: How can I join the server as a Java player?

A: Java players can connect at play.saintcraft.us

Q: Are there weekly events on the server?

A: Yes, we host weekly game nights and faith study groups on our Discord community.

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Cyberpunk, Digital, dystopian, Future, futuristic, ha, innovation, internet culture, Laughter, mystic, real, robotics, science fiction, Technology, that, virtual reality, web, webm

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	5353	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Yo, bro, forget about the real world, Cyberpunk is now real in this Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through neon-lit cities, flying cars, and futuristic technology that will blow your mind!

Ditch the boring old world and immerse yourself in a virtual reality where anything is possible. Build your own cybernetic enhancements, hack into virtual networks, and battle against rogue AIs for ultimate domination.

Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your cyberpunk fantasies in this insane Minecraft server. Trust me, once you enter this digital realm, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the cyber madness begin!

GiftReturnGriefCraft

aita, Boyfriend, Cheap, christmas gift, clothes, DATING, Excited, financial burden, Food, GiftReturnGriefCraft, Gifts, hinting, hurt, PLUSHIE, research, RETURN, small plush, thoughtless, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Buildings Constructed:	45	Secret Passages Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	752159	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of receiving subpar gifts from your significant other? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only gifts you’ll receive are diamonds, enchanted gear, and rare items! No more disappointing plushies or last-minute purchases, just epic loot and endless adventures!

Forget about hinting at what you want, on our server, you’ll have access to a wish list feature where you can let everyone know exactly what you’re looking for. No more cheap gifts or excuses about ordering late, only top-tier presents fit for a Minecraft king or queen like yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of receiving gifts that truly make you feel appreciated and valued. Who needs a tiny plushie when you can have a virtual castle made of diamonds? Don’t settle for less, join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

CompliCraft SMP: U R Block-tastic!

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, best compliment, blocktastic, Boost, CompliCraft, Confidence, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Grateful, gratefulness, kind words, positive feedback, praise, Received, recognition, self esteem, smp, thankful, thankful heart, validation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the best compliments, like, ever. People are always saying stuff like “your pixelated skin looks like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow” or “your block placing skills are on fleek, bro.” It’s like, so lit, you know?

And, like, the community is just so amazing, man. We have this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he loves potatoes so much. And then there’s this other player who only speaks in pig latin. Oinkay, that’s just hilarious, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all wear diamond armor and dance to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. It’s like, the party of the century, bro.

So, like, if you wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta join us, man. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that. See you in the pixelated world, my dude!

CraftyDateNight

amazing date, awesome date, best date, CraftyDateNight, Date night, dream date, fantastic date, favorite date, great date, ideal date, incredible date, long term relationship, love story, memorable date, perfect date, romantic date, romantic evening, special date, unforgettable date, wonderful date

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Have you ever gone on a date with a Creeper? No? Well, you’re missing out! On our server, you can go on romantic walks with explosive companions and watch the sunset together as they blow up everything in sight. It’s a blast, literally!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off an army of zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig. Trust us, it’s a real squeal!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken that lays enchanted eggs. Who needs a fairy godmother when you have a magical poultry friend like that?

So why waste time on boring dates when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Putin’s PvP Palace Minecraft Server

Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, foreign policy, Government, handling, international relations, leadership, meduza, military intervention, Minecraft, oligarchs, Palace, Politics, putin, Putins, PvP, Reports, Russian elite, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	980
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian elite players who are disappointed about putin’s handling of war in ukraine, meduza reports! we have crazy battles and drama that will make your head spin! join now to see what all the fuss is about and maybe even join the russian elite yourself! who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on this wild server!

CraftyNATO: TrumpedDefense

air defenses, Alliance, control, CraftyNATO, defense strategy, defense systems, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military cooperation, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Support, transition of power, trump, Trump administration, TrumpedDefense, Ukraine, US

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Magic Items Found:	8323
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you minecraft warriors out there. we got NATO taking control from US of air defenses in Poland, just to support Ukraine. like, who even does that in minecraft, right? and get this, it happened just days before Trump takes office. so if you wanna be part of some crazy international conflict in a blocky world, this server is the place to be. join now and show off your skills in the most epic battles ever!

BlockBrain Memory Loss – PTSD Haven

BlockBrain, Haven, Loss, Memory, ptsd

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we help u suppress memories like a pro! our brain scans show dat u can recover ur memory control and become a memory master! we got da hippocampus on lock, cuz we all about dat key memory center in da brain, yo. if u got chronic PTSD, no worries, we help u gain volume in ur hippocampi like never before. join now for a wild ride of memory madness and epic recoveries!

PunchCraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, bald hero, comedy, funny hero, garou, Genos, Hero, hero association, japanese animation, Manga, One Punch Man, Popular Anime, powerful hero, PunchCraft, saitama, satire, satire on superheroes, SuperHero, tatsumaki, webcomic

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ores Mined:	1015
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Join our Minecraft server because we have a player who used to be problematic but now he’s totally chill and not causing any drama. Like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wild transformation? Plus, you never know what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, so hop on board and let’s see where this crazy ride takes us!

Players:	99/400	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5