Stop Talking About US Politics Minecraft SMP

Bros’ Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the chaos is always brewing! Picture this: you and your buddies are starting off the game by throwing poop on a G*rmans house. Why, you ask? Well, because why not! Our server is all about letting loose and causing mayhem in the most ridiculous ways possible.

But that’s just the beginning of the madness. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat of King Poopington? Or a battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server? And let’s not forget about the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the virtual club we built out of rainbow blocks.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, meet a community of like-minded goofballs, and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Wall Paper Minecraft SMP Expert

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where changing wall papers on Windows is just the beginning of the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and dance parties with creepers. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by zombie villagers. So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Polka Clownpiece Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a threesome with Polka and Clownpiece! That’s right, two clowns slobbering on your cock as they honk honk your balls! It’s a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything goes and the fun never stops. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little weird. See you there, bros!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Reason Why I Suffer More Than Others and Stand as a ‘Failure’ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you!

Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.

But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.

So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Culture Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night in the village square. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FURRY JOI THREAD Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Trump’s Blocky Empire – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s rallies? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more excitement than a Trump speech in Macon, GA. Build your own MAGA castle and defend it against enemies who want to make Minecraft weak again. Don’t believe us? Just ask Liz Harrington, our official Trump Spox who will hype up this server like it’s the best thing since Twitter. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library, where you can find all the best builds and strategies to make your Minecraft world great again. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot President Trump himself roaming the server, ready to lead you to victory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallAroundYourBase #Trump2024 #MinecraftMAGA

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WHEN YOU’RE STANDING NEXT TO ME Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing creepers. It turns out, our server has a special mod that brings all the mobs to life and gives them killer dance moves. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The catch? You have to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off to unlock it. It’s like a Minecraft version of “Dancing with the Stars”!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the power of standing next to me…and maybe even find yourself in the middle of a mob dance party. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our Buffed Cinderella edition is sure to blow your mind with its crazy features and wacky adventures.

Join us for a game download that will have you hooked on Android, iOS, or PC. But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!

Our General Info/FAQ for New Players will answer all your burning questions about this wild world we’ve created. And don’t forget to check out our Additional Links for even more insanity.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some insane events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] where you’ll be celebrating like never before. And don’t miss out on Full Burst Day – Weekends, where things get even crazier!

Looking for a challenge? Join our upcoming events like Co-op: Land Eater and Solo Raid: Behemoth. These missions will push you to your limits and beyond!

And let’s not forget about our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace. These characters will have you laughing and crying with their outrageous abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Grave, our upcoming special recruit who will shake things up in ways you never thought possible.

And don’t even get us started on our Costume Passes. From Scarlet: Black Shadow to D: Killer Wife, these outfits will have you strutting your stuff like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Unacceptable Tennis Diversity – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a server where the tennis courts are made out of blocks of TNT that explode every time someone scores a point. Talk about a real blast! And don’t even get us started on the players – we’ve got a llama riding champion, a parrot that can serve better than Serena Williams, and a creeper who’s just here for the snacks (watch out for those explosive volleys!).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as diverse and unpredictable as a game of tennis on a volcano, come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft Grand Slam champion. Or at the very least, you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you got served by a zombie in a tennis match.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Fish Personality Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being forever alone because you have the personality of a fish? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally find love and companionship! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated beauties who are just waiting to fall for your aquatic charm. Join now and swim your way into their hearts! Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Not American Here Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being limited by your lowly caste in the real world? Do you dream of a place where your internet tokens can thrive and make you a virtual millionaire? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and watch as your modest shitcoin portfolio skyrockets to unimaginable heights. Our server is filled with opportunities for you to trade, mine, and build your way to the top of the virtual economy. Who needs the real world when you can become a crypto king in our pixelated paradise?

But beware, not everyone is cut out for the high-stakes world of internet tokens. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, fend off rival players, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving virtual currency and evil mobs. Are you up for the challenge?

So come on, leave your real-world woes behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in the game – and in your own mind!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Post Virgins Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate post-virgin paradise! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of unicorns who fart rainbows and poop diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land!

4. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in epic races through the clouds. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a post-virgin, be a post-victory player!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Best Election Day Special Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old election days? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic election day special you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: instead of casting your vote in a stuffy old polling station, you can cast your vote by building a giant statue of your favorite candidate out of diamond blocks! And the best part? The winner gets to rule over the entire server with an iron fist (or diamond sword, if that’s more your style).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of Abraham Lincoln himself haunts our server, offering sage advice and wisdom to those who seek it. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of George Washington riding a zombie pigman into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for the most outrageous election day special you’ve ever experienced! Who needs real politics when you can have virtual mayhem and chaos instead?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8