Stop Liking Evil Flatties Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being surrounded by evil flatties in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all blocky beings! Join us and say goodbye to those boring flatlanders who think they rule the Minecraft world.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to fly around the map with! And don’t worry about griefers ruining your creations, our team of ninja moderators will swiftly banish them to the Nether realm.

But the best part? We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come to dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to evil flatties forever!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Star Shards Collected:	230
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GFDriverSeatOops

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft SMP challenge? Join our server and be prepared to face dares so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve had players do everything from building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks to skydiving off the tallest tower in the server using nothing but a bed as a parachute.

But that’s not all – we also have secret challenges hidden throughout the map that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh?

If you think you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history, then join our server today and show us what you’re made of! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	593739	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore

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Are you feeling down in the dumps? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks to cheer yourself up. And if that’s not enough, you can also participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon as a prize. So say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our wacky Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mines Excavated:	1448

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockyBanter LGBTQ-Free Zone

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come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like same-sex marriage and gender affirming medical treatment cuz who needs that when you can be building epic castles and fighting dragons? we don’t need no lgbt propaganda here, just good old-fashioned block building and creepers exploding in your face. join us and be part of a community that values pixelated pigs over human rights. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Java Jolt Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where drinking coffee like a madman will save your life! we got over 500,000 players aged 37-73 who have seen a 48.1% decrease in risk of getting all sorts of crazy diseases like type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and stroke just by sippin on that sweet java juice! our server is like a virtual coffee shop where you can build your own caffeine empire and protect yourself from the dangers of the real world. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, cuz on this server, coffee is the key to survival!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Cube World

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New Classic Skyblock Server! Join the brand new French Skyblock Server 2024!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ZenythMC Network

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In this new Network you will be able to find modes such as: Life Steal, Survival Custom, One Block, Gens… etc) many of which are in progress and constantly improving. Trust us!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Isekai Wife’s Intercontinental Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and experience the chaos of having your isekai wife take control of an intercontinental ship filled with rowdy male sailors! Watch as she navigates through treacherous waters, fending off sea monsters with her magical powers and keeping the sailors in line with her sharp wit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant squid bosses, mine for diamonds in a haunted cave filled with ghostly miners, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs to explore the skies above.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Crops Grown:	1375
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Inferior Team Wastes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players, where the underdog team always ends up wasting 10 chances against the reigning champions, only to lose in the end like a bunch of noobs.

But fear not, because on our server, losing is just as fun as winning! You’ll have the chance to build insane structures, participate in ridiculous challenges, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing sunglasses, who knows?).

So come join us and be prepared for the most unpredictable, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, no matter how many chances you waste, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Adopt-a-Bill Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful roommates who don’t contribute to the bills? Looking for a new place to call home where you won’t be taken advantage of? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. No more worrying about roommates mooching off of you or leaving you to foot the bill. On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or at least their virtual weight)!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a generous benefactor who will reward those who show kindness and teamwork. So come join us and see if you can earn the favor of the ghostly landlord!

Don’t be stuck in a toxic living situation, join our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can build your own future without the drama.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WeddingWhiteNoGiftWIBTA

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding drama! Witness the scandalous tale of a co-worker showing up to a wedding in a white dress and not even bringing a gift! Will the bride confront her friend or let it slide? Find out on our server where friendships are tested and alliances are formed. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now for a wedding you’ll never forget (even if you weren’t actually invited)!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ores Mined:	7284
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WorkoutWarrior Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a potato couch in Minecraft? Join our SMP and get those blocky muscles pumping! Our server is so intense, the mobs are doing push-ups just to keep up with the action. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular gym bro here, spotting players as they lift their diamond swords. So if you want to level up your fitness game and have a laugh while doing it, come join us!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Star Shards Collected:	238

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RespawnRageQuit

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy).

But beware, once you join our server, you may find yourself unable to resist the temptation to do it again and again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6338
New Chunks Explored:	602856	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to be a secret agent spy but ur mom said no cuz u gotta finish ur homework first? well, dis server is ur chance to live out ur spy dreams without gettin grounded!

join us and be part of da most top secret spy agency in all of minecraft! we got missions to complete, enemies to defeat, and secrets to uncover. u will feel like james bond mixed with batman mixed with a lil bit of spongebob.

we even got a secret hideout in a volcano where u can chill with ur spy buddies and plan ur next big mission. plus, we got a bunch of cool gadgets like spy cameras, invisibility cloaks, and exploding chickens (don’t ask how they work, just trust us).

so if u wanna be a super cool spy and save the world from evil masterminds, join us now! cuz remember, the fate of minecraft is in ur hands. oh, and also we have really good snacks at our spy parties. just sayin’.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2408
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!