Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Endless Night Skies: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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