Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Divine Spears Created: 12
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Emeralds Found: 2288
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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